Day 1 in Bangkok

[klutz]

Mind is fucking blown.

This is coming from a guy who has been hobbying for quite a while....

First paid for handjob when I was 18... thanks Okinawa.
First paid for sexy time when I was 19... thanks Korea.
First sex with a stripper when I was 21... thanks North Carolina.
First trip to Amsterdam when I was 23... thanks R&R.
First paid a girl from the forum to 'hang out' when I was 25... thanks aspd.

Long story short, I've been doing this a while... and I really thought there's nothing that I could experience in Bangkok that would phase me in the least bit.

I was wrong.

This place is amazing.

Reviews to come, but... I went to Annie's Massage Spa today... 20 girls sitting there waiting for me to pick them out... almost all are 6+'s... several are 7+'s... a couple 8's and 9's and a definite 10.

I pick the 10... I'm hesitant because I figure since I'm picking her out of so many, I cant be the only one so she must have a big head, hence the session will suck.

She was amazing... perfect in every way... total giver... sexy as hell.

Went to Nana Plaza tonight... went to 5 different Go-Go bars.... every single one had at least 1 girl in there that I would give up everything I'm doing in my life right now and run away and marry that girl. Absolutely beautiful and perfect. Of course there's a couple fatties and a couple lady boys here and there (and not the passable and/or decently looking ladyboys...).... but... the majority of the girls are thin... good looking... nice... giving... and definitely bangworthy.....

The massage place blew my mind.... 20 girls sitting there waiting for me to pick which one to fuck.

Walked into 5 Go-Go bars... each one had 15+ girls dancing on stage (most of them completely nude.... Rainbow 4 has 30+) waiting for me to pick one to take home with me.... I almost avoid eye-contact and avoid their looks because I just know there are so many of them that I cannot please them all... I'm almost tempted to take them all home because I feel bad that such a hottie is sitting there on stage shaking her ass and getting nothing out of it.

If you havent been here, you're missing out.

This place is AMAZING..... and I'm still on my first day... and I havent left Bangkok yet.... amazing.

This is the land of hobbyists.

[fuckmeroyal]

keep posting - I am going in May

[Grathic]

Yes please keep posting, my trip is in April.

[klutz]

I'll go more in depth later of course, but so far:

Massage/Soapies:

Annie's - results will obviously vary according to your girl, but I loved the place... I think I chose the VIP option... (I was hitting the sauce pretty hard and was kind of agreeable) As soon as you walk in, all the girls run into a big room behind a large piece of glass they cant see through... they sit on 2 benches, the one behind higher than the one in the front... you get to eyefuck them all for as long as you like... they sit in cute little red outfits... they sit giggling with each other, and smiling at themselves in the glass... bubble bath, washing, in tub blow job, body to body massage, move to floor mat... more body to body... more bj... didnt think I was much into the nuru thing and this wasnt full blown nuru, but I found the way her as or pussy would rub against my body really released some tension in those muscles! Then move to the bed for more of whatever you want.

Bars: (note, I havent tried to pick up bar girls or freelances in bars yet... )

Gullivers - very large, very clean, pretty good staff, food was good... I definitely have a love for a place that can make some good Cottage Pie! I went in the afternoon and there were a few girls lounging around playing pool... girls outnumbered customers then.... I went later and had dinner, definitely a lot more guys than girls... unless you really want to compete for something that you dont know if it'll be any good, I wouldnt recommend girl hunting here.

Go-Go's: (didnt really pay attention to drink prices... I just wanted to go to several places, have a beer, and move on... each place I gave 200 baht for my drink and usually got around 40-47 back... which I usually gave to the bartender, the annoying waitress, or mamasan... all of which would normally press their hands together in front of their chest, with their fingers pointing up and give a slight bow in thanks)

Spanky's - first place I walked into... blew my mind... as soon as you step in there's a long rectangular stage and there was 15 girls up there dancing to music (if you call that dancing... just a little in place moving weight from one foot to the other with a little more gyrating....) a lot of girls there religiously carry around these little insulation tubes... and whack the shit out of each others asses and whoever else gets within reach... it makes a really loud pop noise... really loud... and it sounds like it fucking hurts... I got whacked a few times and it really doesnt hurt... it's just loud... I realize it's cheesey, but just the fact that they have those little items, it gives the girls a way to interact with each other... otherwise they'd all just be up there grabbing the pole closest to them and continue with the gyrating... off to the side, back by the bar there was a big fish bowl where a girl was naked who was constantly washing herself with bubbles... I was expecting that the girls would have 2 shifts and rotate out the dancers... I didnt really see any of that... literally a lot of girls would just be up there gyrating for a long time... and they'll stay up there doing that until it's time for a skit or until you go to the waitress or mamasan and say "I think number 17 is hot... could you take her off the stage so I could take her home for short time?" or I'm sure if you said you wanted to take her off stage and buy her a drink, you could do that as well... I recommend doing that rather than just taking her home... try to get to know her a bit and see if she'll be a good match... I took one home, paid a 600 fee to the bar, and I told the girl I wanted her for 2 hours... she said something like 2500... for some reason I didnt want to budge on a 2000 mark... and she said 1 hour... we talked a little more and I said if we only do one hour by the time we get back to the place, all she's gonna have time for is to knock it out really quick... apparently the time starts when you get to the hotel... so that didnt matter... also she thought by me saying 2 hours, that I wanted to fuck for the full 2 hours... and I wasnt really interested in that... I wanted a warm bed, a good bj, a few different positions, and then for her to hit the road. So long story short, 600 bar fine, 2000+200 tip for cab and I got about an hour and a half session... very pretty face, pouty lips, small breasts, nice tight stomach... she got a little attitude once we left the place and I really wasnt into taking her shit... in my mind I just rescued her from having to stand up on that bar shaking her little ass for the next 2 hours... so I wasnt being a bitch... she told me to put a condom on before she went down on me, I laughed and pulled her head by my cock and she did what she was supposed to... without hobbying experience I would have probably gotten fucked into a CBJ... fuck that. She kissed pretty good, and she got really into it once we got going... which surprised me... I thought she'd end up being a boring fuck because of the attitude she had at first... I had wanted to take her into my shower because I gotta say, it's pretty awesome... I have a tub and a see through glass walk in shower with room for a 5some... but she said she had just washed and she didnt really wanna... so to pay her back for it at the end of the session I pulled the condom off and blew all over her, neck to pussy.... (... body had been making a lot of goo while checking at chicks all night...) the surprised look on her face was priceless... apparently that was a lot? Ooops... I told her to lay there and I got her a towel... didnt want her getting the shit all over the bed or the floor... god forbid I wake up to piss and slip on my own stuff and break my neck... what a way to go? She cleaned up... I poured myself another gentleman jack and sprite and waiting for her to leave... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Witch King - right next to Spanky's and about the same layout... small room, stadium style seating around a long rectangular stage... in here the girls wear some pretty awesome dominatrix kinda outfits.... some definite lookers in here.... a definite plus about this place was the music! I enjoy regular music rather than hearing rap or "dance" music all the time... they really played some good stuff here... and it was cute too because a lot of the wait staff couldnt speak shit for english and yet they know ever damn word of "Come on Ilene"... same thing as Spanky's... bunch of hot girls on stage... most just gyrating to the beat... 1 or 2 that are really showing some dance moves (I guess they arent tired yet?) I'll be back for sure...

Billboard Not a bad place, but my tranny sensor went off here... I did an assessment and I decided about a quarter of the girls there were ladyboys... and on the assessment just to be fair, 3 were just blatantly dudes that I wouldnt touch with all the drinks in the plaza in me... and 2 were actually pretty attractive... better than some of the other dancers... I didnt stay here long... and my memory of this place isnt very good... sorry, alcohol tolerance sucks lately...

Rainbow 4 Holy shit batman.... the mecca of go-go's... everywhere... they have 2 stages... here they actually had enough girls to do the routine where a group would get on stage as another came off to rest... there were a few ladyboys... and it was just like Billboard... some pretty cute and some are just disgusting.... and it's weird seeing them up on stage dancing almost naked next to verifiable 9's and 10's... absolutely drop dead gorgeous girls... anyway, big place, lots of girls... you definitely will be able to come here and find a girl you're attracted to... but you shouldnt expect to get to know the girl much before you hit the road because of the crowd and the music.

I think I went somewhere else too? Damn alcohol tolerance! Girls are always sitting at the entrance to places trying to make you go inside... some you could see ladyboys sitting in front of and you just knew you shouldnt go in, unless you're into that.... all in all, Nana Plaza has some really good clubs... I'll be going back tonight to maybe check out a few of them... of course it will probably end up the way it did last night... seeing a bunch and then winding back up at Spanky's or WitchKing to find a girl to take home.

[klutz]

Day 2

Massage/Soapie

Darlings - walked in and was immediately escorted to "the window"... the lobby area looked pretty nice... they had about 10 girls that were all on their knees, smiling at the glass.... it's always so hard to pick... is that girl wearing a negligee because she's hiding stretch marks? does that girls tits just look big because she's wearing a push up, so when I take it off is she gonna have orangutan titties? that one girl looks pretty cute, but is that just a lot of make up covering up a really bad complexion? I took my time... to the point where the door guy/manager started to get annoyed and I'm sure the girls were getting tired of holding their pose... made my choice, threw 2500 on the counter, and went upstairs... it's not as nice upstairs as it is downstairs... the room has seen better days, but it wasnt bad... lady came in with us and took a drink order... got a heine and a coke for the lil lady... typical routine... I managed to get a girl that hadnt been there long... she was sweet, affectionate and fun... got a good washing and a good in tub massage... and then a really good in tub bj... then a little body slide to wake up junior... after 2 days here, he doesnt wake up from the mere sight of a naked woman... it takes more than that =D lol... dried off and hit the bed, made out for a bit... more bj, more everything, and then crawled up and straddled her chest and and fucked her face til finished... what a trooper... washed off... and I thought for sure the session would be over and we'd get dressed but she asked if I wanted a massage... why the hell not? So I just laid there on the bed with the after sex serenity filling my being while having a cute little thing rubbing all over me... not a bad way to spend 2 hours in Bangkok... tipped her and hit the door, looking for a beer and some munchies! Not a bad place but I'll say that I liked Annie's much better... it could be because of the girl, or just cause I think the staff was nicer and the place was cleaner.

Bars:

Hustler's - as the name implies, this is a pool bar... a very nice one... if you like pool, you need to be here... lots of expats and quite a few retirees... at least a girl per table... you dont even get a chance to rack the table, as soon as that 8 ball goes in, she's on it... I'll share my experience with you, but obviously you shouldnt necessarily think this will be your experience... I didnt expect it, it just happened... either way, I was searching for a place that would have the replay of the Super Bowl... because someone got a little drunk and didnt wake up at 5am to watch it... I thought maybe I could do that there... I asked the cute little bartender chick and she tried to help me... long story short, I hung around for several hours because I thought it might come on later and it never did... as soon as I spoke to the bartender girl, I guess she took a liking to me... within a minute the manager/owner of the place... nice english fellow, Steve asked me my name... and I overheard him tell it to the bartender and he busted her balls by saying in front of me "Tarn... if you want to talk to him, just talk to him... you dont need me to do it for you..." if asian girls could turn red... she did. She was sweet and flirted with me all night... Steve was playing matchmaker and asked if I wanted to play pool with her... I told him I didnt want to take her away from her job since it was busy... I could tell she was his number 1 girl and had the majority of the responsibility in the place... she ran the bar and did it well... and she kept her waitresses in line... I was impressed... he told me they had a backup, and although she wasnt as good as Tarn was, he liked Tarn enough to let her have fun with me... so we had drinks and played pool all night til around 3am when they finally managed to kick out all the customers. It was fun... we got along great... even stupid things like us having the same birth day (day and month) really made her smile and grin the whole time we were together... I asked her if she wanted to come to my hotel and she said yes... I was really trying to pay attention to what I was doing and making sure I was minding proper etiquette... did I need to pay a bar fee? Is this just chemistry or is it a business proposal? She's not just a table girl, she's the bartender... is this even her job? Thai girls get horny too right? We walked to my hotel... no talk about what would happen there, or any price was ever mentioned. We arrive and I pour her a nice glass of gentleman jack and some sprite... she complains it's too strong but I call her a pussy and she grins and drinks some more... I convince her that she needs to wash her work clothes for tomorrow and that she should shower... I give her one of my tshirts to wear as I toss her stuff in my washer... we get close and hug.... then kiss... then we're in the shower.... and I'm having a great experience... getting full gfe from a girl that I had a great pleasure of getting to know and talking to all night... just something that you dont get from paying a girl, she comes, you fuck, she gets dressed in leaves... a little bit more closeness, more feeling... more fun... we have some pretty amazing sex and we fall asleep next to each other.... we wake up and shower and do it all over again... while she's finishing drying off I'm thinking about how to "compensate" her... she mentioned she was going to visit her mom next week and that she was going to take the bus... I asked her how long the bus ride was and she said 8 hours... fuck that... not when there's a great airline here called Nok Air that could prolly do it for 90 bucks... I grab her ID and hit the computer and start doing searches... I found a flight going to her destination and back on the dates she wanted to go for 90 bucks... I called her in before I clicked Submit to make sure I had it all right? She grinned really big... I asked her what? She said this was going to be the first time she's ever been on a flight. So I clicked Submit and set it in stone and printed her off her itinerary... we ate breakfast together and I bought her a cab to get her home so she could hurry and get ready for work... and she thanked me for the flight and practically pleaded that I come back to Hustler's tonight to see her again... to her disappointment I said maybe... just because I had a great night with a beautiful woman and could have had sex with her as many times as I wanted and ended up only paying 90 bucks... it doesnt mean I want to stick to one girl the whole time I'm here... I enjoyed it, I'll cherish that time with her... but I dont know if I'm willing to do it again tonight, or next week... we'll see. I hope I dont hurt her feelings, but either way, she'll now be able to see her family without having to sit on a f'ing bus for 16 hours round trip... and so to that I will say "My job here is done."

Old German Bar - This place isnt for whoring... if you're German or you have an appreciation for German food and or beer, stop here at least once... had one of my favorite cuisines, jaegershnitzel with brown mushroom gravy, garlic mashed potatoes with sauerkraut.... with a tall dunkel beer... and then topped it off with some apfelstreudel and a scoop of ice cream... good shit to keep your energy level up! They also have apfelwine here if you like it! Anyone who has been to Frankfurt knows what I'm talking about.

Firehouse - just had a gigantic angus burger with cheddar cheese, sauteed mushrooms and caramelized onions.... good shit!!! nice place!

Hotels: (gonna share the majority of my experience with you... not just the whoring part... so to go with that I'll give you my hotel recommendations)

Fraser Suites - perfectly located on Soi 11 in Sukhumvit area... pretty close to anywhere you wanna be... short walks to some really nice bars and Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy are in walking distance from here... no cabs unless you just dont feel like walking... the rooms are very nice... they have ovens, stoves, washer/dryer, fridge.... this place is nice... and also I have to personally recommend this place because I actually checked in here a full 24 hours late and these people honored my reservation and since it was due to airport closure/bad weather, they taked that day I missed onto the back of my reservation... now that's f'ing service. They are girl friendly too... every night so far I'll come walking in between midnight and 3am with a girl... and the people at the front desk smile and wave... and the guys in the drive way give me a big smile, a salute... and then a thumbs up. It's good to be the king. This place also has a business center, pool and a restaurant... all look to be top notch.

Citadines - I havent been here myself but I have a buddy who has been here 4 times now and he stayed here each time... pretty good price, again great location on Soi 11... also downstairs is an Irish Pub called Mulligans... it has the same layout in the rooms... stove, oven, washer/dryer. Based on my experience thus far, I will always stay at the Citadines or Fraser Suites every time I come here.

Websites

condomdepot.com - you'll need it... seriously.... bring lots of condoms and lots of lube

www.thebigchilli.com - website/mag written by expats for expats... good info about the scene around here

Suggestions

- drink plenty of water often... between walking, drinking alcohol and fucking.... your body really is gonna need it

- buy a bottle of booze from the duty free shop at the airport upon arrival... having a nice something for yourself to drink or to share with the girls that you bring back is nice to have

- vitamins... will help you recover from a hangover much faster

[klutz]

Day 3:

Ooops... I messed up... despite all suggestions to not do this... despite all the infinite websites I've read recommending to avoid this... I did it. I'm a big hairy American and I like to fuck... and I came here to do that... and so far, I've done a damn good job of it... but I had an insatiable desire for some round eye poon... and I was on the prowl... I found a website and I was prepared to drop 500 an hour on some high quality russian models... instead I talked to my bellhop and he said he'd ask around... he got me in touch with someone... I linked up with him later in the evening... he drove me over to a hotel and we walked into the lobby... strangely I knew exactly where we were... we were right next to Annie's Massage place... also next to the Beer Garden... the place is called the Rajah Hotel. I walk in and shake hands with an ugly Thai guy... he waves his hands towards a couple tables filled with light skinned girls... some are very attractive... I get excited... I walk near, they know what I'm there for... all but 1 all but completely ignores my existence... once keeps glancing at me and then her food, looking like she's pondering whether or not I'm going to ruin her dinner plans. I pick the one that's glancing at me... she looks cute, why not? I pay the ugly Thai dude and we take the elevator up... go down the hall, and walk into a pretty nasty double bed room... without a/c.... I completely regret my decision. She mechanically undresses and tells me to do the same. I do so... wishing I had my money back... she gets naked... she's cute, beautiful white skin, nice everything... too much makeup tho... I lay down and she gives a very bad cbj... she gets tired or bored.... then hops on for some froggy.... gets tired then makes me go doggie.... I do so... still kind of enjoying the fact that I'm fucking a white girl... then I flip her over for mish.... she does the mandatory I'm still awake grunt every 5 seconds or so... and I finish... she mechanically gets up and walks to the shower, beckons me over and we wash for a second... I hurry and wash and dry and leave...

The damage: 5k baht ($166 or so)
The pro: I had sex with a gorgeous white girl
The con: I could have gotten the same out of a blowup doll filled with hot water
Suggestion: Dont fucking do it... I may go over to a place where I hear Russian girls hang out... a club at the bottom of a hotel called CM2... the hotel is called Novitel I think... I may go down there and find an independent and see what happens... but at this time, I have such a sour taste in my mouth, I'm writing off the entire concept of fucking something other than Thai...

I'm pissed.... so I stop by Beer Garden... nice little beer place... gorgeous wait staff... I'm being served by a cute little young Thai girl named "Dit".... she's giving me the eye and is as sweet as can be... and she brings me my beers as soon as I could possibly want them... her beautiful eyes and bright smile takes me out of my funky mood in seconds... I enjoy the cool night and the beer... I think about where to go for the night and I start thinking about the cute bartender girl that likes me at Hustler's and I just know how bright her face will be if I walk in the door... I debate whether or not to do it... whether this action will cause more of a closeness with a girl that I'm not going to be seeing much longer... I fucking do it anyway.... I go and see her.

As predicted, as soon as I see she notices me... her face explodes in excitement and runs towards the door and hugs me.... all the other Thai girls in the place smile big... obviously they know what we did the night prior and I'm sure they know I bought her that flight... we have a great night playing pool together, drinking beer.... and again she comes to my place for a great night of sex... and another session in the morning... she never asks for a dime or insinuates that she needs compensation.... I contemplate this for a long time... what is this? She knows I'm leaving soon, why get attached? She knows I'm probably never coming back, why torture herself? I ignore my thoughts and move on.

Tomorrow is another day... and the butterfly will do as butterflies do.

[Guest081115-1]

I'm glad you' re having a great time... Take more B 12..

[Azacetx01]

Hey klutz, you okay. We haven't heard from you in a couple of days. Are you still having fun, or does Bangkok have you now? Stay safe my friend.

[scottish]

Hopefully, you will make it to Pattaya, because that's where the real fun is. Try Devils Den, and you'll never be the same again!

[klutz]

Doing some touring around... had an American chick with me for a week or so, hence no posting... will have more info on Bangkok, Kanchanaburi, Siem Reap (Cambodia) and I just got to Phuket this morning... gonna skip Pattaya this trip unfortunately.

[Sidewinder]

A few things.

Out of curiosity, where is the Beer Garden you speak of? The only one I know is on Sukhumvit Soi 7, and you appear to be describing something on Suk Soi 4 or Soi 2.

Also, it is "Angelwitch", not "Witch King" (unless they've changed the name since last July, when I was there last).

Finally, you might want to check out Royal President on Sukhumvit Soi 15. Serviced apts, guest-friendly, very nice, but nowhere near as pricey as Fraser Suites. I've stayed there twice, most recently about a year ago - and I may be back there in a couple of months.

[klutz]

Beer Garden is right outside of Nana Plaza pretty much... and that's on Soi 7.... just a tad further down the street, like 1 block... it's in the same little plaza area as the Rajah Hotel (where I'm telling everyone not to go to get Russian chicks)... which is also back where you can find Annie's.... cant wait to go back there tomorrow and see my little honey. It's a pretty decent place, all outside... cute girls, but I dont know how many you can actually take home... I think the girls you can actually get from there are the FL's... and I'm not sure if it's changed or what, but from what I've seen, the FL's dont look like they'll really go over there unless you ask them to... there's plenty just sitting around on the sidewalk waiting for attention... I've been avoiding the FL's tho... if they were actually decent or disease free, why are they working at a Go-Go or beer place? Especially since some are way cuter than the girls in either of those places... you have to wonder what's wrong with them... maybe I'm being too cautious, but hey... I dont care.

You're right... it's Angelwitch... I was a little drunk... I kept getting corrected by ExPats but I kept thinking it was the other way around and by the time it came to post it, I was assbackwards. Went back there... the girl I was fucking with that knew all the words to all the rock songs but barely spoke any english recognized me and smiled... there must have been a million people go through that place and I didnt even pick up a girl from there... and she still came and gave me a hug because I tipped her like 50 baht the last time I came... I love this country...

Thanks for the tip... but so far I've loved the service here and I've loved the rooms at Fraser... I've been staying here so much the past 3 weeks that the guy in the drive way says "Welcome home sir" after I go to Siem Reap or Phuket for a few days.... loving it here... prolly a tad on a pricier side, but I cant make one complaint about this place... cold towels and cold early grey tea as soon as I walk in from the hot streets? No hassle from the girls at the desk when I walk in with 2 girls at 1am? Big shower and tub to fuck in? Outstanding breakfast? (when I actually wake up early enough to have it....) Perfect for me.

[klutz]

At the beginning, I thought I would come back and say "oh, go to this place..." or "oh, make sure you go to this place!"

But who really cares?

One night take a cab to Nana Plaza and just float around... the next night take a cab and go to Soi Cowboy... go to all the places... unless that place has some distinct looking ladyboys out front, skip that one and try the next... each place I've been to has some talent... so what's the big deal at stopping at one, checking out that talent, spend you measley 140 baht for the beer... and if you dont like or you're ready to see something new, go to the place next door and buy another beer... it doesnt matter if it's Spanky's or Angelwitch or Rainbow 4 or Billboards... just float and check em out... and nothing keeps you from backtracking and going to see the girl you thought was cute at the first bar you started... hell, you dont even have to buy another drink if as soon as you walk in and sit down you say "I like number 44... take her off stage, I want her for short time".... almost all places are the same, they just have a little different motif or gimmick... aka spankys: spanking, angelwitch: dominatrix/leather outfits, rainbow 4: small little cute outfits with girls en masse, etc etc... most every place is going to charge the exact same for a drink, and then the exact same to take a girl home for ST/LT... the only thing that will change is the price they charge per the level of quality girl... if she's the main attraction, you may pay a little more... if she has a beautiful face and a nice tit job, you're gonna pay a little more... other than that, it's all fair game and subject to haggling....

What a great country.

[Sidewinder]

Thanks for the tip on Hustlers.

I was in there a few times, based on the suggestion, and enjoyed it. I also learned I have a LOT of work to do on my pool game.

You're right, Steve (the owner) is a great guy.

[XxSaviorxX]

Wow, this post is exactly what ive been looking for! Thanx Klutz. Wish I had more "hobby" buddies to make this trip out with, a lot of the CC TX brothers cant get away from the SO's. Any of yall venture to Thailand alone? Any info pm me.