Government Job

[artee4fun]

A guy goes to the FDIC to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him,
"Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"OK, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my
testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points
for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at
10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 AM to 4:00
PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls.
No point in you coming in for that."

[Sweet N Little]

That was a good one Artie!!! thanks