Crazy things that happen in the hobby...

[34E Whitney Weston]

I'd like to share a story and y'all can share your crazy stories.
Not a competition. Let's leave names, Handles & cities out of this for the sake of anonymity.

Here goes my get this rolling story

I am out of town in a motel that was recommended by a fellow provider. It was very clean & had been recently remodeled inside. I hear a noise in parking lot & peek out. Cops. Marked & unmarked units. Well that's my signal to pack and run right? I mean what else would I do?
As I am packing I hear the loud thump thump of banging on a door a few doors away from me. I almost breathe easier except then I notice two marked units parked blocking lot & officers with weapons drawn holding aim at what appears to be room 2-3 doors down. I'm no longer breathing easy. I am thinking I cant be on the 6pm news as "casulaty caught in crossfire at local motel" I'm panicking. Do I leave? Do I duck for cover? Nah I call a client friend and ask him what he'd do if he found himself in my ever so shaky shoes.
He suggested bailing immediately. I am dressed completely casual/conservative & nothing like a provider so I decide excellent advice but you are staying on phone with me. I get into vehicle and quickly count the marked and unmarked vehicles. Something big is about to happen. Yes absolutely time to go and fast but not getaway driver fast. I pull out of lot , get to hiway and didnt stop until I needed gas that's also about the time I let friend / client off phone with me as I had held him hostage long enough. I was putting some serious distance between myself and the show down that appeared to about to go down.

So if anyone is ever curious why I skip certain cities it is most certainly because I like to play things safe.

I have so many interesting hobby tales. This particular one I would never want to be caught in again. Yet the time when housekeeping ignored my do not disturb sign...still laughing about that on.

So folks let's all share some stories. Remember no names/handles .

[Cassmann]

I had this one provider I scheduled to see on my birthday and when I showed up to the hotel as usual they give me room number. Well I go to that room number and guess what it's not the right room, the right room number just not providers room. So kinda awkward when this black guy opens the door wondering why I'm standing there knocking on his door. So I apologize and try texting provider, yet provider takes several minutes to get back to me. Then tells me the other room number that happened to be the right room number. That happened not too long after I got into the hobby and I still can't remember who that provider is??? So she apologized and told me it's Hard to remember the room number while having a orgasm!! She Also started without me smh..lol

[drinkindreamin]

Awesome topic, I have several stories of my own. I’d love to hear your stories WW. Most memorable story that I can remember was a prearranged meet with a provider where I got the place. I know the provider is married and has living arrangement with husband. She shows up.. we have typical greeting I offer her a cocktail. She pours 8oz of Tito’s and slams it. I’m thinking oh my! As we engage in session it’s awesome and one of my top 5 experiences. As the session draws to a close she’s passes out. I get up up and going, she goes to restroom where she gets sick and messes up her blouse. I clean her up best I can, thinking I can’t leave her here in this room because room is in my name. If she aspirates or something happens. I’ll be the first call. So I get her in my truck and we go to whataburger for fries. After eating she seems to be sobering some. My time frame is getting slim and I must go. So I put her in her car and tell her, You set in this parking lot til your better. Thankfully that worked out but I was scared to death. What would you have done? Since then I keep happy hour limited or I pour the drinks.

[Randy Shreveport]

I was getting a bj standing up and the girl passed out and just fell on floor. Another time went to stip club with girl passed out and I had to get bouncer to put her in my truck. Went to one appt had the address but when I got there it was a 4 plex which door to go to. I knock on wrong door but guy said u probably want upstairs. Went to c a girl in Tyler, her husband was watching a football game on TV and said have a good time. Went to c one girl in her room and we were just getting started and she says why was I looking at the tv? Was there a camera in the tv? This is YOUR room how would I know.

[Cassmann]

Dammit Randy that's some stories there! Idk what I'd done if I walked in a husband was there and said Have a good time smh. Only in the hobby shit like this can happen lol

[34E Whitney Weston]

So at a nice hotel many years ago when I was new in hobby. I'm bent over foot of bed in k-9 & house keeping just comes right in. Client stops briefly and says come back later. I spin around was she cute at least? He says should I go bring her back? We still laugh about this one.

[34E Whitney Weston]

Randy certainly has some interesting tales.
Now y'all see why I suggested leaving names/handles out?

[drinkindreamin]

Several years ago I got acquainted with a provider. I saw her a couple times then I began to hear her story. With every girl I see I do an investigation of my own just to know who and what I’m dealing with. Most of the time I find something. I learned through that , that I knew some of her relatives well. She was really trying to get her shit together in life So from that point on if she asked for help I tried to do so.. since that time she’s gotten a professional real life day job. I see her in passing. We make eye contact but usually don’t speak. I just sorta nod and wink.

Another time I met a lady that had a real world professional business that was failing. As I could tell she wasn’t the typical provider. As we got acquainted she said my deceased husband had your name. I found her real life story through the obituaries. I was shocked at what I found. She later found the story book sugar daddy and I never heard from her again.
I check her FB from time to time.. she’s doing well.

Another time I saw a provider only to learn she was an attorney. I’m like WTF are you doing here?

And the last one that I always questioned... the last time I saw her she introduced herself. Couple days later I learned she had gotten in trouble but was trying to make restitution for something she did several years before And the pressure was on. So long story short it takes all kinds... I’ve met lots of interesting people and we all have our reasons for doing the shit we do. Not that it makes it right but it’s what we do to cope and survive.

[Cassmann]

Another one she was Said to be a provider later on I found out, I found her on a dating site. I met up at her place, a Nice part of SBC, but her house was trashed. No AC, crap everywhere it's like the inside didn't match the outside at all. No car anywhere to be seen was told it was on the garage and water running down the staircase I'm like WTF??

We get comfortable and talk and everything and then all of a sudden, could I take her to pay her yard man? I said no and we started kinda making out and rubbing on each other and she asked again about taking her to pay her yard man, and promised in return I could fuck her across the dining room table. Of course little head took over and I said Yes, even though I DON'T know a yard man that will not come and get his own money!!

Long story short I took her to what looked to be a BUY of something I'm guess something illegal. I'm straight up in the Hood, parked in the road in front of a house when she jumped out and give a few of the guys hugs and then disappeared around a corner for about 5 minutes. Now this is where it gets scary as someone pulls up behind me with headlights on bright, she's still not back so I say Fuck it and start rolling. She come running out and I tell her She better get the fuck in because I'm Gone!!! She did and there wasn't any problems and she thanked me and we go back to her house.

Now after all of this and the promise she made, she couldn't because of her daughter was coming over with a group of friends and they were going swimming. Really?? So after I told her I seen her pool and told her ain't nobody swimming in that cesspool, she got all pissed and pushed me out of the house and I never heard from her again.. not that I wanted to either!! But after all of this with her (Yard guy) I remember now when we pulled up wasn't a truck or trailer or any yard equipment in site Anywhere. So what did I take her to do?? Your answer is as good as mine as I have one 1 thought of what it could be.

[MrFriendly]

Back in the early days of escort services I called for my regular to meet me at a hotel, but she wasn't available. I was told they had a new girl that was just what I liked and to call when I was in the room with room number. After I was settled in I called with room number and turned on some porn.
It wasn't five or ten minutes there was a knock on the door and a very attractive young lady walked in. I told her I was very pleased and she reached out unbuckled my pants dropped to her knees and went to work. After a few minutes I ask if we could move to the bed. She ask if she could use bathroom and I walked to check if door was locked. Opened door to check outside and up walked a very pretty blonde from escort service.
To this day I don't know who the girl was in the bathroom.

[Ava_LaRue]

Had a car date with a close friend/client in a park one afternoon. It was raining, so we thought we'd be safe. Things were getting pretty heated when suddenly he said "sit up, sit up!" I sat up and he covered up just in time for a game warden to appear at the driver side window. He asked what we were doing, then asked if I was okay because my eyes were watering and had mascara running everywhere, lol!

My friend said "we're just talking." The game warden asked me again if I was okay and I said "yes, we're just having an argument." He said "oh, okay. We get people out here doing things they're not supposed to do in public, so I was just checking." I still can't believe we got by with that!

Morale of the story: never trust a guy getting a bj to be the lookout.

[Ava_LaRue]

A guy contacted me about seeing him and his wife for a threesome. Apparently, he'd "forgotten" to tell the wife about his plan until I showed up at the hotel room. She was screaming about hookers and started throwing anything she could get her hands on. I was already on my way out when a YETI cup sailed right by my head. I hurried up and got out of there before the police were called!

[34E Whitney Weston]

So I'm on a date at the guys first floor apartment. Loud banging on front door. It's as he says his crazy ex. I'm dressing in record speed. She comes banging on window that's right next to front door inside bedroom. Bam. Window breaks and she pops her head through window. I grab a speaker off dresser on bop her on the head and run out front door right past her. I jump in car and get out of parking lot as fast as possible.
See why I prefer incall?

[34E Whitney Weston]

One time I am upstairs on a date. I thought the house was a bit oversized for a single gent.
He jumps up and says his wife is home. I have zero choice but to go out a second floor window.
So here I am on a roof contemplating jumping/climbing and assessing how bad I'm going to be hurt. I hear a whisper. I look down here he is saying jump I will catch you. Hmn. Do I trust him I mean he did put me in said situation but he might cushion my fall too. I jump and he actually caught me. I get to my car parked on street and oops popped clutch a bit and peeled out. I was in fact trying to be quiet but adrenaline was also to blame.
Again see why I prefer incall?

[Randy Shreveport]

Got some more if your not tired of me. Saw a girl in ark,getting a bj asked if she swallowed, she said I don't know, well u better decide quick. I came, she swallowed, I tipped.saw an agency girl in Vargas, kinda looked like a Kiki if u know what she looks like. I sakes what do u do. She said sit on the couch naked for an hour for 100. Well that won't work she said what do u want,I said sex that will b 100, what about 2 times well u know the answer 100. She made a lot money that night. Idont know about y'all but I've had 2 girls shave off all my hair below before we started. That's ok but how do explain to your wife. Don't ever do a jacuzzi tub with a drunk girl. I thought we both were going to drown, just had to get out and use the bed. My first hobby visit was 24 yrs ago, it was an older strippe in Longview., we were in the private booth she said I can shoot ice cubes out my ass., and she did, kinda interesting, not sexy to me. She did give me a blow job through my pants, kinda made a mess said come back tomorrow I'm off and u dan do it without the pants. I did she did, I was so new to all this she said she was a squiirter, I didn't know what that was I just said that's nice. Saw another girl in Vegas just wanted bj, told her I would her 100 every times I got off. Back then I could come lots of times, I stayed all day, couldn't leave cause she hid all my clothes. She made a lot of money that day