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Old 05-25-2011, 06:55 PM   #1
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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher (whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle), the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.'" Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."
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Old 05-25-2011, 07:12 PM   #2
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I thought that this was going to be a thread about lurkers... silly me.
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Old 05-25-2011, 09:45 PM   #3
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Just hope no turtle was injured in the making of this thread.
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Old 05-26-2011, 12:20 AM   #4
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That's one cute turtle
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Old 05-26-2011, 07:28 AM   #5
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and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."
I only know one provider with turtles...
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Old 05-26-2011, 03:19 PM   #6
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I only know of one provider with turtles...
I fixed that for you. Otherwise some people might get the wrong impression.
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Old 05-27-2011, 12:18 AM   #7
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Haha, awesome. Mind if I use this?
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Old 05-27-2011, 06:54 PM   #8
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Help yourself. Let's see how many PETA-philes we can rile up. I suspect all those dumb asses helped put the chief turtle-twit up there.
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Old 05-29-2011, 01:17 PM   #9
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...you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."
I am afraid it was by more than half of the general population...
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I am afraid it was by more than half of the general population.. who cared enough to vote at least once even though some may now claim that they voted for the "other guy."
There, I fixed it for you.
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