The struggle continues.....A dilemma of being a whore monger on a budget.

[albundy]

Work is SLOW as shit, but I've managed to scrounge up about $150 in cash. I had blown all of my "hobby" cash that I had saved up on a bunch of bargain hookers over the past month or so, but I've still got the urge to plow someone. I see that BBW Chick is back down the bayou and while I was only marginally attracted to her, her head game was top notch and her pussy wet. Also, most importantly, she's in the price range. I was thinking of calling her tonight.

The Problem: I FUCKING FORGOT ABOUT MOTHER'S DAY!!! SHIT!!! Do I use my hooker money on the wife? Same shit happened around Christmas where I had some "hobby" money and I blew the money on my wife. Almost as soon she got the presents, I regretted not using that cash on a hooker. Still, it is Mother's Day we're talking about. But, on the other hand, I'M FUCKING HORNY, DAMMIT!!!

Oh well, we'll see which head prevails.

[albundy]

Ahhhh....who am I kidding? Even though she doesn't cook, clean, or fuck, and she blows money even when things are slow and I am really starting to loathe her, she's still Mom to my kids. I'll probably waste the money on her again. Sigh.

[trekker]

She's not your mother...

[dezperado]

Mr Bundy---you are a hilarious mo-fo and I always enjoy reading your posts! this one had me LOL...I advise....save up a little bit more, spend it on a slightly higher $ woman than you've been going for--fuck her and your brains out, then jerk off to the memory until you've saved enough for another go...that's my recipe bro!
(but for the short term, Mother's Day thing, yeah, you're screwed, you best buy some flowers and smile a lot)

[geebeenew]

Save your cash and buy flowers and a card on a credit card!

[albundy]

Originally Posted by geebeenew

Save your cash and buy flowers and a card on a credit card!

All of these responses are great advice. Sigh.

Maybe I'll just buy her some Bath And Body Works bullshit or Victoria's Secret stuff. (Not lingerie LOL!!! I mean perfume or soap or something. Fuck buying lingerie for the ball and chain. She's hot, but I'd like to actually be able to see her wear the shit.) Then maybe I can budget enough change to blow a load on BBW Chick at her half hour rate. That is looking more and more like the way I'll go.

I like the credit card thing but I have enough of that kind of debt for now. Probably just buy some soap. Chicks dig that shit for some reason it seems. I just use "Axe" and that's good enough for my ass. But, whatever.

[radio109]

LOL you crave that bbw chick.

Spend in on your wife bud, hoes come and go, she stuck with you man. Some good porn will hold you over.

[albundy]

Porn just makes me hornier and I'm immune to jerking off at this point. I jerk off, cum, and about a minute later, I'm still just as horny. It's more like a job now than actual fun.

Anyway, an update on BBW Chick:
She has on her ad "Text "freak" to her number for her Thursday Night Specials!" Man, if her rates are even lower than usual, I'm definitely going fuck her and use her ass as my canvas for my jizz art. Been wanting a great snapshot of that. Her ad says incalls all night which is perfect for me.

[annie@christophers]

I will buy u your date....we girls are very interested in if black / white. Old or fat... cause u always use unabtaniab le info...including refs. So PLEASE CONTACT ME FOR YOUR NON 150 AN HOUR CHICK BOO!! HAPPY MOM'S DAY. .P.S I'LL GIVE U A WEEK... that fair for free date??? Xxoo Annie. P.S. guys stand by...lol

[albundy]

^^^
Wait...WHAT?!?

Do you mean your raffle? If so, I thought of that, but my only opening to get to New Orleans and claim the prize would be Saturday afternoon and the raffle isn't until midnight on Saturday.

If you mean just a "free" date....Uh.....Uh.....you can't mean that.. I mean, I mean, HOLY SHIT!!! I don't know what to say right now........That can't be right. I have to be reading that wrong or something...I mean, WOW!!!....




Just PM me please, Annie, if you don't mind. You know what, I'll PM you. Let me know what the deal is. Just, WOW!!

Regardless, Thank you. I just don't know what to say.......I mean, I'm speechless

[annie@christophers]

It's free al...for making me laugh alot... lol..sat is fine. Xxoo Annie. P.s..RAFFLE STILL GOING ON...SIGN UP PEOPLE! !

[MaximusXL]

Originally Posted by annie@christophers

It's free al...for making me laugh alot... lol..sat is fine. Xxoo Annie. P.s..RAFFLE STILL GOING ON...SIGN UP PEOPLE! !

I think he tripped over his dick or his jaw one or the other I heard the thud from it hitting the floor. Annie your the shit. Enjoyed the conversation. Don't know if I've ever had someone tell me I sounded like shit and enjoy it at the same time. Thanks for the thing with that thing at the thing the other morning. My thing still has a smile on it. Albundy get it son hurry!

[wildwing]

Al if you can get Marianne, have her do Japanese thing with her tongue.

[runkle]

Sounds like a helluva deal.....take advantage man....take advantage...

[red.stick33]

That's awesome Al! You need some "Hi-quality H20" in your life.