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Old 10-08-2011, 10:27 AM   #1
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HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!


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Old 10-11-2011, 08:32 AM   #2
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that last one is priceless!!!

now i know when to use AUSTRALIAN KISS in my reviews!!

thx for the morning funnies!
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