Would you like dessert?

[RickForFun]

A while back, when I was considerably younger,

I picked up a lovely date at her parents' home.

I'd scraped together some money to take her to a fancy restaurant.
She ordered the most expensive items on the menu.
Shrimp cocktail. Lobster Patron. Champagne.

I asked her, "Does your mother feed you like this when you eat at home?"
"No," she replied. "but my mother's not expecting a blow job tonight."

I said, "Would you care for dessert?"

[almostagentleman]

LMAO