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01-04-2013, 09:37 PM
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♥• •♥ Why geeks give the best SEX.....
I was trying to stay warm tonight ......and I was thinking ....
Why geeks are so good in bed?
"In the 1984 classic “ Revenge of the Nerds“, Lewis tricks a pretty, busty jock’s girlfriend into a romp. After the best sex of her life, she wonders how come he’s so much better in bed. Lewis answers with a classic line: “ Jocks only think about sports, nerds only think about sex.” ...... wow that is wisdom......
I always had a thing for geeks. Geeks are ♥• •♥sexy ♥• •♥!
a smart, funny guy who codes cleanly, talks dirty and builds a robotic anything... just does it for me. If he wears black rim glasses.... my panties ..... disappear.
A sweet, shy guy with glasses and a v-neck sweater over a starched shirt most of the time packs a surprise… Intelligence and curiosity combined with the lack of worry about fitting in make for an inventive, uninhibited and awesome lover.
Imagination is a best sex toy, and who’s got more than the people who daydream and invent?
* geeks collect ample data to always improve performance(will ask how does it feel.. if.....)
* geeks study all the angles (and positions) that give the best pleasure
* geeks press all the right "buttons"
* geeks like to stress-test us (girls)to a dozen+ "O"s
but geeks do not read minds, their logic prefer clear feedback!
Girls ....do you find geeks sexy?
Geeks.....(PM me.... lol) .....tell us if you are sexually curious and think of sex while working...
** when I call you geek, nerd or intelligent it is very lovingly....smart brains are super sexy......lol
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01-04-2013, 10:54 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
Join Date: Oct 30, 2012
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Well ladies, meet us of over here, there is just like 3 of us (sorry to say):
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=633462
It's ladies night every night and DAY !!!
Hey, come to think of it, we need a geek special. Why don't you M and I work that out. I have some ideas. Remember, I need clear feedback on that ... oh gee I cannot wait for all the responses on that statement ... that can't be good, what have I done, wait I am wearing glasses.... ouch
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01-04-2013, 11:26 PM
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You'll Love My Nuts!
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@SR, really, aren't you forgetting something? My data collection tells me there usually is two keys needed (one to the heart, the other to the panties).
If I just had a RING....
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01-05-2013, 05:18 AM
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I will be working on the geek special ....lol
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01-05-2013, 09:38 AM
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glasses...check
pocket protector....check
mini calculator........check
kama sutra with high lighted positions, notations, and a bibliography....double check!
i think im going in guys
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01-05-2013, 10:11 AM
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Heh
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01-05-2013, 11:29 AM
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I was never good with a Slide Rule....
Now a good, hard, wooden Ruler....applied to the.......
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01-05-2013, 04:52 PM
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Intelligence is always sexy..
If you can connect on a mental level, it always makes the sex that much better!
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01-05-2013, 05:11 PM
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OK I get it -
Jocks - sports, muscles etc etc...
geeks - slide rulers, thinkers etc etc...
How about the cowboys in here huh? we are more than just - "the Marlboro Man" there is more than just hair under our hats !! Really
C'mon ladies we are more than just a piece of meat... Right Fellow cowboys? unite with me, lets have a provider rodeo.....
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01-05-2013, 05:53 PM
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COWBOY UP!!!!!!!
GIVE ME AN INTELLIGENT SEXY COWBOY ANY DAY!!!!!!
REALLY I JUST Wanted To Be UNDER Metal!!!!!
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01-05-2013, 07:22 PM
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Metal on Top, Lilly in the middle, Scissors on bottom......COWGIRL UP, babe...
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01-05-2013, 08:08 PM
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Metal Smith
Cowboys are definitely sexy!! I have not had the pleasure ...but I am sure I will....
* A guy just been thrown from the back of a bull and wearing Wranglers encased in a pair of golden chaps with tassles.....mmmm sexy
* Cowboys like to work hard and play hard.
He relaxes by digging trenches. He unwinds by stacking firewood....so sexy
* Cowboys are hopeless romantics
Can a person own a machine gun and still be considered romantic?
especially if he can shot a hole through a dime at 80 yards with a weapon
* Cowboys like to take care of a woman...he will make sure you enjoy the "hay ride"
so ................Ride a cowboy....Save a horse..........yeeha!
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01-05-2013, 08:14 PM
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I cannot respond to this thread as I am busy shopping for new glasses.
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01-05-2013, 11:53 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Monica Austin
so ................Ride a cowboy....Save a horse..........yeeha!
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It's......SAVE A HORSE.....RIDE A COWBOY!!!!!!
JUST SAYIN'
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