hapLEE LEEster ta alls ...the ol cuck jimmies an the ...thievin whores who yer ...plastic man ...dones loves so much
...this be the ...time our blessed ...lord an savior jimmie ...jesus done did color eggs with the romans an done ...did chokes on a jelly bean an done did die only ta be broughts ...back ta life by superman flyin ...in reverse turnin backs ...time
...so fer thats we give thanks an ...puts ham ...glaze on our peckers in ...hopes a shamu will swim down our ...chimney ta licks it ...offs
...an ifs this be our lasts LEEster together lets ...us bless our beloved ...plastic man ..an prays fer his salvation as he ...continues ta perform miracles an brings people closer ta ...bliss