Wow, can you believe this...

[Lunytunz]

I was looking at another thread about the top reviewers. And guess who is at the top with 163 raving reviews? DaaaaaaMaaaaaan! Now, I enjoy his views and I feel they are honest personal opinions of his visits with the ladies. He frequently gives a FuuuuukYeeaaahhh for the ones that give spectacular service. I'm sure, as hobbyists alike, we commonly will schedule with a particular provider after his positive reviews. I am also quite sure a positive review from DaaaaMan wil increase that particular providers business. BigDog and Still Looking are in the running, but not as prolific as DaaaMan. I give props to these gentlemen and I hope to someday meet them in person and shake their hand. However, I would like to take this a step further. 163 reviews at approximately $250 per provider...are you ready for this...$40,000! Now, that's quite a chunk of change, and I'm sure the providers appreciate his altruism and philanthropy. But let's further think about how many ladies he has seen and calculate his total contribution to the profession. Conservatively, let's multiply his reviews by 2.5. So as to represent his frequency of reviews and non review visits. That is over $100,000. Gulp! That's quite an entertainment budget. StillLooking has spent somewhere in the neighborhood of $61,000. Congrats to you gentlemen for loving the ladies. I will let everyone reflect on their entertainment spending. Grab a drink, you may need it. DaaaaMan, if you invested that $$ and at 4% return annually, well, you get it.

[Jaci]

Pretty incredible huh!!!!!
Ive seen Daaamannnn hes a hoot...
Kisses,Jaci

[~Ze~]

Your estimates about Daa are quite low. The number of reviews here is only a small fraction of the OK's that man has on P411.... (I forgot the actual number)

[CoHorn]

have a nice day

[gashpump]

CoHorn, being a veteran of combat myself, I don't disagree with your placement of those who serve humankind at their own risk at a higher level of earning our respect than those who frequent hookers.

But, why add a chilling effect to an otherwise lighthearted thread? Lighten up and go get a lick from rover.

[Little Stevie]

At least Lunytunz spelled "Yeah" right. All this time I thought DaaaaMan was saying "Fuck Ya" as in "Fuck You" only pronounced like the term is spelled ("yuh"). Spelling it "YA" in no way connotes the diminutive or colloquial form of Yes. Even the word "Yea" is like a cheer.

No harm. I realize it is his "special" way of giving an approval but "Fuck Yeah", spelled like lunytunz spelled it is the correct spelling.

I'm sure the "YAAAAAAAAAAAAA" is far easier to replicate by just holding down the "A" key.

BTW, I love DaaaaMan's reviews and a few spelling faux pas are easily overlooked for the entertainment value and information!

[bigdog0311]

glad I am "in the running"

[Guest071613-2]

I like sexual philanthropists. A lot!

And Ze is right...his reviews are only representative of a small percentage of his actual experiences. ...he has way more "Okays" than reviews. Just sayin! He's da' man!

[trynagetlaid]

It's a hobby. Has anyone checked how much a good bass boat costs nowadays? Between $50,000 and $75,000. Then of course you need a lake house with boat dock. Fishing tackle, bait, gas, etc.

Seeing a couple of providers a week is not all that expensive compared to other hobbies.

[Tigger]

Originally Posted by trynagetlaid

It's a hobby. Has anyone checked how much a good bass boat costs nowadays? Between $50,000 and $75,000. Then of course you need a lake house with boat dock. Fishing tackle, bait, gas, etc.

Seeing a couple of providers a week is not all that expensive compared to other hobbies.

Thankfully, I have only one more payment on my bass boat. That should free up enough cash for more hobby fun each month.

[daty/o]

I think you guys are doing it wrong. When I had my ski boat, I never had to spend a dime on other "hobbies". Of course, getting my line wet had nothing to do with fish.

[Sleepy363]

Daaaaaman should get the "Roadking" award for lifetime achievement. Roadking was the original dallas hobbyist who saw every lady and had some very informative reviews. Daaaaaman's reviews are also very informative and definitely are a boost to the ladies he reviews.

BigDog should get the Pinnocchio award for his lifetime embellishment achievements in his reviews. He could also perhaps get the golden boot award for a lifetime of getting banned repeatedly on eccie.

[~Ze~]

A couple of choices for the awards ceremony...

[Logan]

Still-asleep, LMAO!!!!

I’ve never heard anything bad about Daaaaaman. Providerz seem to speak highly of him and have never said he was “over-bearing and intimidating” like a provider publicly stated about another one of Eccie’s top reviewerz - http://www.eccie.net/showpost.php?p=1661569&postcount=4

[Guest082216-1]

Still-Asleep,

+ many 1's