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Old 05-04-2011, 07:31 PM   #1
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Default Why, why, why???

Why is it...

.... that guys that are "larger than average" or "thicker than average"... or however they want to be "known".....

.... ALWAYS find a way to "mention" it in their reviews?

Usually it is something along the lines of "I just wanted to let you guys know that her DT skills are definitely good because I HAVE A BIG ONE and she could handle it no problem! I'm just mentioning that to HELP you guys. Because I care about you. Really."

Gimme a fuckin' break.

It kinda reminds me of something I read awhile ago. When people are surveyed about their driving, over 70 percent of them rate themselves as "above average" drivers. Think about it.

But... a stripper told me once that I have a HUGE cock. And I hadn't even paid her yet!!! It MUST be true! Even though it was only once.
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Old 05-04-2011, 07:45 PM   #2
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LOL. Maybe we could have a contest? Lets set up a meet and greet and we can all whip them out. Which lady would like to be the judge? Or we could just let the ladies chime in a tell us who is packing.
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Old 05-04-2011, 08:06 PM   #3
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According to Garrison Keillor, everybody is above average in Lake Wobegon.
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Old 05-04-2011, 09:55 PM   #4
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Maybe it's the same syndrome that has many braggarts boasting they did any number of certain activities with providers period. Some of the well reviewed ladies on here can attest to the fact that many men on here say this or that occurred in a session and its something that is not on their menu or a complete fabrication outright. Why? Cause fiction is stranger and more exciting than the truth.

Everyone on here writes reviews as if they were Truman Capote to which then everyone Circle jerks with +1's and "You Da Man"... Blah de fuckin Da...It's why reviews go multiple pages into posts so everyone has a chance to bukkae each other with praise and awe over their extrordinary sexual prowess and ROS alliterations of grandeur.
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Old 05-04-2011, 10:06 PM   #5
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According to Garrison Keillor, everybody is above average in Lake Wobegon.
I now know where I can retire! I guess I've always been just too modest about my gift when writing a review..........LOL
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Old 05-04-2011, 10:17 PM   #6
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Maybe it's the same syndrome that has many braggarts boasting they did any number of certain activities with providers period. Some of the well reviewed ladies on here can attest to the fact that many men on here say this or that occurred in a session and its something that is not on their menu or a complete fabrication outright. Why? Cause fiction is stranger and more exciting than the truth.

Everyone on here writes reviews as if they were Truman Capote to which then everyone Circle jerks with +1's and "You Da Man"... Blah de fuckin Da...It's why reviews go multiple pages into posts so everyone has a chance to bukkae each other with praise and awe over their extrordinary sexual prowess and ROS alliterations of grandeur.
Paragraph#1........agree. Paragraph #2.......tone down the bitterness, bud!

This is supposed to be fun!


elg..........
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Old 05-04-2011, 10:37 PM   #7
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Paragraph#1........agree. Paragraph #2.......tone down the bitterness, bud!

This is supposed to be fun!


elg..........
Tone yourself out cause I was having fun...

I have an opinion...Like it or not... I read yours all the time as well...But I don't tell you what to do with it or how to express it...

Besides there is nothing Bitter about it. Unless it's from the pill you just swallowed in reading some hyperbolic "sodium pentothal"
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Old 05-04-2011, 11:49 PM   #8
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Tone yourself out cause I was having fun...

I have an opinion...Like it or not... I read yours all the time as well...But I don't tell you what to do with it or how to express it...
You've come a long way from your days of starting threads telling people to put me on ignore, i'll give ya that.
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:23 AM   #9
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LOL. Maybe we could have a contest? Lets set up a meet and greet and we can all whip them out. Which lady would like to be the judge? Or we could just let the ladies chime in a tell us who is packing.
I'll bring the magnifying glass so mine can actually be seen...
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:46 AM   #10
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I'll bring the magnifying glass so mine can actually be seen...
Jymie, that humor is a theme with you and its always funny as shit!! Cmon guys, this isnt any difrent than any other disfunctional family in America..everyday here is like thanksgiving dinner!!LOL!!
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Old 05-05-2011, 04:57 AM   #11
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Everyone on here writes reviews as if they were Truman Capote to which then everyone Circle jerks with +1's and "You Da Man"... Blah de fuckin Da...It's why reviews go multiple pages into posts so everyone has a chance to bukkae each other with praise and awe over their extrordinary sexual prowess and ROS alliterations of grandeur.

I can with all honesty say I have never exaggerated or told a lie in any review I have ever written. I have always tried to be 100% truthful in my recollection of what took place. I think there are others here as well who do not exaggerate either. Your use of the word "everyone" I think is a bit too much, however it is your right to have that opinion.
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:01 AM   #12
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It may not be thick but it sure is short..
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Old 05-05-2011, 05:26 AM   #13
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Hey!!, its cold in here!!, I.....I........ just got out of the pool!!
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Old 05-05-2011, 06:06 AM   #14
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This thread is 100% accurate. This is why I read reviews with a grain of salt. Part of it for some is the glorification of the meeting. That's certainly not meant to be a blanket statement for all reviews...just some
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Old 05-05-2011, 07:51 AM   #15
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As a recipient of the Irish Curse, I do the best I can, and those that are blessed with more of course are free to brag to a degree...One makes do with what one has to work with.

When I die, I want to come back as a whale, have a 6 foot tongue and breathe though the top of my head.
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