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06-11-2019, 09:43 PM
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Food and sex: anyone try both simultaneously?
Would love to hear your stories. I will share mine after I read a couple of yours. Be nice, ya'll.
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06-11-2019, 11:07 PM
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George Costanza tried it...didnt work out. LOL
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06-11-2019, 11:11 PM
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George Costanza tried it...didnt work out. LOL
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what happened? did he eat a bean burrito that gave him gas lol?
btw, the gal you mentioned was out-fucking-standing. if you didn't get to see her, you should catch her on the rebound (mon prbly)..
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06-12-2019, 01:50 AM
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Yes! A few weeks ago. Got the idea in My head. Called up my ATF and said I have a suprise I wanna try with u! It was fun. I might have went overboard with the amount of food I bought. Lol. . Yummy but really messy. Oh and whipped cream is a multi purpose dessert. Just stay away from the chocolate one ![Smile](https://cdn-w.eccie.net/images/smilies/smile.gif) . Let's just say I left a tip for housekeeping and a note saying it was just chocolate!
Some foods can be more erotic than others. Some are just a sticky mess.
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06-12-2019, 03:07 AM
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^^nice..
my first food sex story happened with one of my utrs. i met this gal on BP and she called herself Angel. After I did a session with her and realized i was going to be the only adult in the room, i christened her Dark Angel. (Hasley for any of you research freaks..)
so anyway, before one session, she said she wanted an extra 80 donation. well i aint a sugar daddy-i make my gals earn their keep lol-so i said, if you want an extra 80, we're gonna have to expand your menu. and she asked what i had in mind, so i explained tuma. it was literally the only thing we'd never done. she said she was down, but might need some "facilitators." i asked her what she had in mind, and she said Bluebell vanilla ice cream and warmed up chocolate syrup. well i knew i'd get stuck with the leftovers, and i follow a very low sugar diet, so i insisted that the chocolate syrup be sugarless, at least..
we're both night owls, so grocery stores were all closed by the time we met up, so we had to drive halfway across town to a 24 hour Wal-Mart to get the vanilla ice cream and chocolate syrup. as we checked out, i told the clerk that we were really feeling the whole Bluebell vanilla ice cream and sugarless chocolate syrup vibe at 1am. nothing to see here, really, just the usual 40something white dude and a 20ish hot ebony spinner wearing minimal clothing picking up some groceries in the middle of the night..
Mission accomplished, i did my hobby-level hygiene tricks before we proceeded. Warmed up the chocolate syrup in the microwave, and got one of those ice cream scoopers and a spoon for the chocolate.
once we were ready for action, she took a gigantic scoop of Bluebell Vanilla ice cream and planted it on my asscrack. i busted out laughing uncontrollably, and she proceeded to dump hot chocolate syrup on top of the ice cream, which dripped down all everywhere. this was even funnier, and i was giggling like i was inhaling laughing gas..
then she proceeded to lick it off, slowly and sensuously, plus she threw in some really solid tuma. i asked her how i tasted, and she said delicious. to this day, i still don't know exactly what she was calling delicious, but i figured, who cares, right..
one of the best upcharges i've ever paid..
coda: i turned her hot sister Mercedes onto tuma too, and sister doubles with those two-especially Mercedes (til i told her-correctly-she was preggo, [but not by me lol], and before i found out that preggos are the best thing ever)-was a hobby treat for the ages. we occasionally added a serving or 2 of Bluebell n hot chocolate syrup to the mix, for good measure. they would fight for dibs, but always cum hungry n leave happy..
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06-12-2019, 08:35 AM
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A guy wanted to see 2 women wrestle in a pool of chocolate pudding. Winner (Me) was licked clean by him and her.
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06-12-2019, 08:10 PM
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Reddi-whip also doubles as a quality lube.
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06-13-2019, 02:50 AM
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^^^. Yas! And tasty too. But remember, stay away from the Hershey's chocolate one ! Lmao. Ahhhhh. Good times.
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06-13-2019, 06:43 AM
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A guy wanted to see 2 women wrestle in a pool of chocolate pudding. Winner (Me) was licked clean by him and her.
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I have also done this one ! When I worked at this strip club in Dallas (Pandora's) They used to have all kinds of porn stars come thru for shows and well.. this one was quite fun. Followed up by a shower show for the gents !
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06-15-2019, 04:04 AM
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ok here's my other food and sex story. it also involves dice, but i'll keep that part short. this happened about 3 weeks ago.
so i met this gal on List Crawler who goes by Angel Love. turns out she has quite the porn background. she's a mixed ebony who is a bit thicker than my type, but she's got sexy boobs that guys can't stop staring at-i got quite a kick out of that-a nice juicy black girl booty, and a truly beautiful face, very light skinned for an ebony and big expressive eyes which i think are blue. she's kinda stunning in an exotic sort of way.
anyway we hit it off our first session, and 2 days later, we were headed to Lake Charles. the rooms were totally booked, so got a room outside the casino. she was Lady Luck, and we killed it on our first trip.
second trip, she really wanted to eat before hitting the dice tables. but she fell asleep afterwards, and i got hammered to the tune of 2gs on my overnight lady-luckless play. it was a case of Murphy's Law on overdrive.
so when i came upstairs at 7am, i was extremely pissed and started to pack up to leave. she sensed something went south and tried to make me feel better.
long story short, she chilled me out. figured we might as well have some fun. we got a comp (free shit) from the casino host for like 40 bucks for the coffee shop cause nothing else was open. i dont eat sweets unless as chasers for carolina reaper peppers and i wasn't even hungry, so i let her go to town on every dessert in the joint til the tab came up to 40. so we head upstairs with like 4 boxes of sweets, decadent stuff: lemon bars, chocolate eclairs, pecan dreams, napoleans, giant chocolate chip cookies, fudge bars, espresso brownies with delectable chunks of chocolate, i don't even know the half of it. it was just straight up sinful, like something out of willie wonka and the chocolate factory, involving some oompah loompas..
after we got back to the room, one of my clients texted me to tell me they couldn't make their 12:45 appnt. i'm like, "i'm so sorry. i was really looking forward to that appointment.."
checkout was at 11, but after dropping 2gs, i was like, "i dare you to kick us out at 11. no i double dog dare you." needless to say, the hotel could give 2 fucks if our checkout was a bit less than timely. we just kept telling the maid to come back in an hour..
so i start on a naked backrub of Angel Love while we completely opened the blinds to give anyone who cared to look a great view. exhibitionism added to the kink. anyway, while i'm massaging this gal's fine booty, she starts munching down on her desserts. after a bit, i'm fucking her doggy style while she's still munching away, getting both (metaphorical) oral orgasms from the treats while she's getting (actual) pussy o's from my continuous pounding. i have no idea what the hell happened, but i got like 4 rounds outta myself, which i haven't done in years, and i think she hit 11 or 12 o's before losing count. this continued until all the sweets...were completely eaten. then we had to actually get moving so i could make my 3pm work appointment. saw the long line at checkout, and i was like, hell naw..
saw a manager level gal sitting behind a computer, raced over to her, handed her the keys, and said, "just dropping the keys off, room 1107." she smiled and said, "thanks, i hope you enjoyed your stay." i smiled back, "oh, you have no idea.."
and that, my friends, was that. looking forward to hearing more of ya'lls food +sex simultaneously stories..
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06-15-2019, 11:27 AM
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NUTELLA & Bbj..
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06-22-2019, 03:38 AM
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NUTELLA & Bbj..��
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would you happen to know if nutella works with daty too tho..
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06-22-2019, 12:35 PM
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No but I want to try vaping & bbbj
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