Groucho Quotes... Lol

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Realize this may seem silly but thought some of these Groucho Marx quotes were quite relavent even today in our hobby. Hope you find them as enjoyable as I did:

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... Well, I have others."

"Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women."

"I was married by a judge, I should have asked for a jury."

"Behind every successful man stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife."

"The only game I like to play is Old Maid...provided she's not TOO old."

"Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse."

Groucho Marx

[uruk]

"there ain't no such thing as a sanity clause"
"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"

[gearslut]

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.

A man's only as old as the woman he feels.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

Women should be obscene and not heard.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

I watched every Marx brothers growing up. It's a shame kids today don't know who they were and how brilliant their comedy was.

[Ur_1_only]

Thanks for the additional quotes guys...
Comedy is truly a great thing...
When done correctly...

[Alyssa XOXO]

I really needed to stop for a moment and laugh today, thank you guys for the wonderful quotes!!!!

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Groucho Marx's wedding proposal:

"What do you say, the three of us get married: you girls have everything, you're short and tall, and slim and stout, and blonde and brunette. And that's JUST the kind of girl I crave."

What a charmer, Groucho Marx was...!