My health..........

[Guest083013]

When I drink Absolut vodka over ice, I know it could give me kidney failure,
When I drink Bacardi rum over ice, I know it could give me liver failure,
When I drink Crown Royal bourbon over ice, I know it could give me heart problems,
When I drink Beefeater gin over ice, I know it can give me brain problems.
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Apparently, I've got to cut back on my ICE because its bad for me.
Warn all your friends

[Rakhir]

Yes that is the important common denominator here. I'm so glad you opened my eyes to the perils of dihydrogen monoxide in its solid form when combined with ethanol.