The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

[PoppyToyota]

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest!"
The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and
lie still!"

[groundnpound]

Don't forget the gardener who really knows how to use a ho, or the plumber that can lay down some serious pipe.

[XXXXX]

Hahaha....these are all funny!

[fawn]

Originally Posted by PoppyToyota

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose
interest!"
The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots
twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and
lie still!"

wow poppytoyota, thanks for the chuckle, i guess they are all so true.......

[XXXXX]

I know fawn dontcha love it...lmao

[PoppyToyota]

I'm trying to figure out where the comedian falls into the grand scheme of things. You would think making the ladies laugh would get you somewhere. That's what I get for thinking.

No worries I will not make it a full time job. hahaha