The Dentist
" A man goes to the dentist to have a troublesome tooth removed. The dentist comes in with a big needle. The man says: what's that doc? The dentist says : It's Novocain! The man says: I'm allergic to Novocain! So the dentist comes back with a mask hooked up to a machine! The man says: What's that doc? The dentist says: Nitrous Oxide! The man says: I'm allergic to that also! The dentist comes back with a pair of pliers and a little blue pill! The man says: what's that? The dentist says: VIAGRA! The man says : I didn't think Viagra was for pain. The dentist said: it's not, but it's gonna give you something to hold on to while I pull that tooth!"
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