Maybe we can make "winner " out of Lil Cotex, like his Cougar High team ! The winner of the "special election " DOTY
2016 poll ! (
NOT 206 !!!! ) It "
IS " a burnin' desire of the patriarch of the reach-around crew to consolidate ALL of the political forum " awards " under his Slick Willy inspired dipshittery, errrr " leadership " !
The "crown " that comes with the award my have to be "up-sized " to fit his over inflated ego, but that's a small price to pay for Lil Cotex's glory ! Mebbe we can get a discount on those "alterations when we have the radiator shop hammer out a new crown for the runner-up vote getter and " Vice-Doty ". We were unable to find any "artists " or jewelers with any experience making crowns or head gear out of bullshit, which would be the appropriate material for the Dipshit Of The Year crown ! , so we went with an "understated, yet tasteful " crown made from aluminum beer cans and those cheap faux gems and trinkets ( to match the faux concern for the country that the lying libs have ! ) that are easily replaced when a lying lib "misplaces " his crown or throws it at his " InsignifiCUNT " other in a fit or faggish rage ! And should Lil Cotex be the victor of such a glorious title of DOTY
2016 (
NOT 206 !!! ) , the crown can be modified to reflect his reign with used tampons ! Anything will be an improvement over the used toilet paper crown that assup wore during HIS 3 year reign or the condom laced garish display of excess that woomby strutted around in his rainbow thong with EKIM in tow ! ( and with EKIM similarly attired ) assup might even be proud to wear the new one to his next reach around meeting, if he can hold off the strong challenge of Lil Cotex !
SEMINOLE HIGH "LOOSES"
