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Old 01-29-2015, 09:40 PM   #1
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After a really zesty 1.5 hour session the other day we got to talking about this and that and the topic of food came up and she says:

"I cook better than I fuck"

Made me hungry cuz she certainly handled the bed fine ;-)

Who's got some other good one liners?
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Old 01-29-2015, 09:43 PM   #2
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After a really zesty 1.5 hour session the other day we got to talking about this and that and the topic of food came up and she says:

"I cook better than I fuck"

Made me hungry cuz she certainly handled the bed fine ;-)

Who's got some other good one liners?
Im ovulating don't put that on today.
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Old 01-29-2015, 10:23 PM   #3
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I appreciate your enthusiasm but your fucking the bed.
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Old 01-30-2015, 04:04 AM   #4
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"I wish you could stay longer, too, but I have a foot fetish at 1:30."
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Old 01-30-2015, 06:58 AM   #5
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What do you wanna do for the next 58 minutes???
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Old 01-30-2015, 08:37 AM   #6
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What do you wanna do for the next 58 minutes???
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Was posted on a 'viders ad.

"Tell them I'm fucking busy...or vice versa"
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Old 01-30-2015, 02:17 PM   #8
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After getting a girl off with DATY, she said "You should teach a class on that". I couldn't help but laught at that
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Old 01-30-2015, 08:25 PM   #9
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is it in yet?
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I'm sorry to say it's in all the way
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I was complimenting her on her oral skills.....


She tells me..... You have a big dick.........

OHHH MY....... hahahahahahaa!
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After a round of intense throat fucking:

"My blue eye shadow got on your balls and I literally gave you blue balls."
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darn, you almost made me cum
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from my ATF who is sadly is retired.

"fuck that pussy like your mad at it!"
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