Ah culdn't a gone ennyways, e'en if'n Ah saw this in time. Ah got banned fer life thar a coupla 'r three yars ago fer dry-humpin' tha mike stand whilst Ah wuz singin' Ah'll Make Luv To Yew by Boyz 2 Men. Mebbe Ah shulda taken mah pants all tha way off 'r mebbe left 'em all tha way on, an' Ah'd still be welcum thar. Folks don't like it when yew dew sum'pin haffway. 'R mebbe Ah shuldn't hav taken a swing at tha KJ when tha basterd tried ta git me offa tha stage fer tha next song, but tha customer is always right, muthafukkah! AIN'T NOBODY THA BOSS O' MEH!
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