Themystic is about to be paroled...

[bb1961]

Lock up your daughter...lock up you wife...lock up your back door and run for your life!!
SC another one of your minions is coming to the rescue...his vacation to Venezuela is coming to an end.
He should have some very warmhearted stories to share!!
Then again he might love in down there so much he might not be coming back...

[the_real_Barleycorn]

I don't think you have to worry about your wife or daughter. This is the mystic, think endangered male relations.

[oeb11]

The DPST Axis of Socialism will again be complete.

I wonder if they will take applications for new members of the their clique.

Look forward to New Humor on a daily Basis!
John Lennon will roll over in dsigust at the unauthorized misuse of his Image.

[Solemate62]

Glad he is returning! One of the seemingly few to realize that Humpty Trumpty and that total collection of misfits that surround him, are the sum total of all the excrement produced on this planet since the evolution of the human colon, many millions of years ago! Hope Mystic will contribute his opinions soon!

[Yssup Rider]

Another thread about another ECCIE poster.

Great job, OP!

Five stars!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[the_real_Barleycorn]

Originally Posted by Solemate62

Glad he is returning! One of the seemingly few to realize that Humpty Trumpty and that total collection of misfits that surround him, are the sum total of all the excrement produced on this planet since the evolution of the human colon, many millions of years ago! Hope Mystic will contribute his opinions soon!

Swing and a miss! If I was you I'd read the words of Johnny Carson, Don Rickles, and Groucho Marx for info on how to be quick and witty....your girlfriend says you have the quick part down. Just work on the other.

[bb1961]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Another thread about another ECCIE poster.

Great job, OP!

Five stars!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

You're not happy about you partner in crime getting sprung??
How about the members of congress that no one cares about??
I'm hurt because ALL your threads are self-anointed 5 star posts.

[bb1961]

Originally Posted by Solemate62

Glad he is returning! One of the seemingly few to realize that Humpty Trumpty and that total collection of misfits that surround him, are the sum total of all the excrement produced on this planet since the evolution of the human colon, many millions of years ago! Hope Mystic will contribute his opinions soon!

Hey, why did you stop you're on a roll!!

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by bb1961

You're not happy about you partner in crime getting sprung??
How about the members of congress that no one cares about??
I'm hurt because ALL your threads are self-anointed 5 star posts.

Awww, don’t go away hurt.

[The_Waco_Kid]

Who is the mystic???


BHHAHHAHAAAAAA

[bb1961]

Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

Awww, don’t go away hurt.

I couldn't leave...no poor wayward souls should be left behind!!
I'm here to help educate you on the workings of Gumment...

[Yssup Rider]

Originally Posted by bb1961

I couldn't leave...no poor wayward souls should be left behind!!
I'm here to help educate you on the workings of Gumment...

Gumment? Well it sure isn’t reading or writing the English language, bb1961. Or anything else for that matter.

You’re not even the most prolific racist, homophobe or xenophobe who posts on ECCIE.

Five chuckleheads for audacity.

FIVE chuckleheads for that one bb1961.

[Austin Ellen]

Forget the wife - I'm locking up my boyfriends - and yes, that's plural

Originally Posted by bb1961

Lock up your daughter...lock up you wife...lock up your back door and run for your life!!
SC another one of your minions is coming to the rescue...his vacation to Venezuela is coming to an end.
He should have some very warmhearted stories to share!!
Then again he might love in down there so much he might not be coming back...

[oeb11]

+1 AE

[The_Waco_Kid]

he made parole. right on schedule .. well a few hours late ...

the forum awaits his first post.




BAHHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA