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HoneyRose · 02-25-2011, 02:14 PM

So dumb.

So there was an ISO a while ago asking how to simulate BBFS. I piped up with the idea of using the female condom.

Several posters said ladies should advertise that.
(Lightbulb moment for me).

I thought I had a great idea for this weekend's ad:
"You want BBFS?" (which would guarantee the post was read LOL.) Inside I was going to say "I can't do that but I can come close: Introducing the female condom!"

As I was typing it I remembered the new rule of not listing services and realized I COUDLN'T say "bbfs" anywhere in the ad.

ok, being cutesy I wrote "So...you want (forbidden service I can't mention)..."

Then realized I couldn't even mention "condom" in the body of the ad as they implies I'm not just escorting you to the museum or something.

Major editing creates an idiot ad of :

"so you want (forbidden topic) ? I can't do that but I can come close." Period.

Is there a snowball's chance in hell anyone will know what I'm getting at?

cheatercheater · 02-25-2011, 02:17 PM

Link this thread on your ad and they will!!

hd · 02-25-2011, 02:17 PM

I know I will, I did that post!

Sooner or later, next time I see someone, of course I'll ask first, but I really do want to try one.

slickwilly_b · 02-25-2011, 02:52 PM

I know now..

FishGuy13 · 02-25-2011, 02:55 PM

LOL

now I know, but a link might help those whom have not seen both as some of us have.

elgato111 · 02-25-2011, 02:57 PM

Ok, call me stupid, but what the hell is a female condom? Do you wrap the entire pussy in Saran wrap to keep out the bad?

vnurse · 02-25-2011, 03:10 PM

Perhaps we can begin to advertise with sound that will include subliminal messages. Ya think?

FishGuy13 · 02-25-2011, 03:11 PM

Its kinda like the male version, but a little bigger, kinda reminds me of a wind sock. Like the male version has a ring at one end, the female version has a ring at both ends the small end gets pinched together and slipped inside to pop open to kinda hold it open and keep it in, and the bigger end rests out side. It then helps if one of the partners hold the outer end until the male 'slides in'. For the male POV I think it feels a little better once you are in, but the trade off is a little clumsy, there is also that lack of constriction of the rolled up end near the base or our penis, so I cum a little faster. Try it out, you might like it.

Guest060513 · 02-25-2011, 03:30 PM

Interesting! I've used one before but my bf at the time hated it. Couldn't stand it. Went off on how awkward & weird & unsexy he thought it was.... but looking back he WAS at the time going through a lil tantrum cuz he wanted me bb & I wasn't having it. So he probably was just pitching a fit about any alternatives I tried, to berate me into giving in. Perhaps I should give it another try.

slickwilly_b · 02-25-2011, 03:41 PM

Never heard of it and it sounds kind of wierd, but Audrey, if you're needing a test subject, I'll TOFTT!!

FishGuy13 · 02-25-2011, 03:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Audrey Foxfire

Interesting! I've used one before but my bf at the time hated it. Couldn't stand it. Went off on how awkward & weird & unsexy he thought it was.... but looking back he WAS at the time going through a lil tantrum cuz he wanted me bb & I wasn't having it. So he probably was just pitching a fit about any alternatives I tried, to berate me into giving in. Perhaps I should give it another try.

I'd try it again with you, ... 'hint, hint!

PT4ME · 02-25-2011, 03:55 PM

<-----------"Hated It" (a' la Living Color)

WALDT!! Audrey, I tend to agree with your "ex". I found it to be weird, and unsexy, (then again so am I).

hd · 02-25-2011, 04:14 PM

To what Audrey said about BF not liking it......when iI started being sexually active in high scholl (late 60's), of course we didn't have such bad things to catch that are around now, and girls that I had encounters with were on the pill, so I never used "rubbers" until I started the hobby. It was wierd for me for sure my first experience. And for Audrey or whoever it is, if it's with you SO, then it may be unsexy because you have a much closer connection with your partner, not like a client.

I my self would find some fun in it, trying something new and different, just like playing with toys.

Rcoop361 · 02-25-2011, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FishGuy13

Its kinda like the male version, but a little bigger, kinda reminds me of a wind sock. Like the male version has a ring at one end, the female version has a ring at both ends the small end gets pinched together and slipped inside to pop open to kinda hold it open and keep it in, and the bigger end rests out side. It then helps if one of the partners hold the outer end until the male 'slides in'. For the male POV I think it feels a little better once you are in, but the trade off is a little clumsy, there is also that lack of constriction of the rolled up end near the base or our penis, so I cum a little faster. Try it out, you might like it.

that will turn out to be a Achilles' heel for a lot, LOL

FYI they are less expensive at Planned Parenthood (last time I bought them it was $2 each)

daveindallas · 02-25-2011, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rcoop361

that will turn out to be a Achilles' heel for a lot, LOL

FYI they are less expensive at Planned Parenthood (last time I bought them it was $2 each)

funny. I have always found more constriction makes me cum faster, not less.