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Originally Posted by AC-DC
Oh my aching head...think I may have gotten a little carried away at the end of the night. I seem to recalling getting engaged to a waitress after giving her a lap dance. And then all the guys were throwing money at me to get me to stop....
Whispers great job at rallying the troops!!! Kris and Claire are awesome if not a little dangerous - just the way I like 'em. As far as that waitress we may have a little competition to see who can hire her first. I'll make my pitch at dinner tonight, we are celebrating our engagement!
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Yes you really did get engaged which is why I stepped up with my date and immediately started your fiance's initiation and bachelorette party....
I'm meeting her at FWRs for lunch.... Seems she likes the girl with me last night.... Fishing with the right bait might give me an advantage.....
The dances and makeout with A***** led to her posing for some pictures and spending a lot of time talking to me in the cabana....
But.... To be Honest....... I think I have too many ladies in my lineup at the moment and will leave her alone for you to fight it out with FWR for....
She's a bit "too pretty" for my office.... I would get NO work done....
But I did let her know a couple of things that will help you out.....
a) I told her not to be surprised at the size of the ring you bring to dinner tonight.... She already knows how impulsive you are buthad no idea of the generosity you are capable of .....
b) I explained to her that seeing as many providers as you do that it is nothing more than a physical thing and she will be the only woman you truly care for no matter how many others you sleep with.....
c) I believe you heard the discussion where I was letting her know the importance of always to give you some on your anniversary, birthday and Valentines Day......
d) She has a better understanding now of "open relationships", your desire to be in one and your willingness to allow her one..... I also explained that to her how all the other men present act as a support group for each other...... for example....Our lunch with FWR today..... Ilet her know you were fine with it....
e) Probably not the easiest for her to accept, but certainly one she did after explanation..... Once she came to the understanding that stripper and hookers sate the animal in you she understood our explanation of how important it is to YOU that she abstain from sex from you until the honeymoon and the illusion of purety be maintained in all her interactions with you.....
I didn't know exactly how to explain it but AustinKBoy will step up and spend some time spinning the middle eastern philosophies on yin and yang, balance and symmetry and all that for her....
f) I've emailed her numerous links to online articles as to how common some forms of Herpes are and how treatable it really is....
I mentioned the possibility of taking her shopping for some clothes if we get together someday soon which excited her.... Is there any particular colors or lingerie you might prefer seeing her in? Personally I'm imagining her in white lace, garters and stockings...... as well as maybe sheer black..... with heels.....
No need to thank me.... thats what buddies are for ...
Hangover Cures? Did I really get engaged?
