Mr. Gobbles

[winn dixie]

My neighbor has a pet turkey named Mr.Gobbles. Gobbles knows something is wrong. He's getting dbl feed lately and keeps getting weighed. Mr. Gobbles is spending more time in my yard with a worried look!

I just can't tell him.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Does he want you to make him a raccoon disguise?

[winn dixie]

Tried that. Lol
But his spurs kept ripping the costume

[Unique_Carpenter]

Well that's not a surprise.
Cowgirl bunkhouse has a rule of not wearing spurs in bed, regardless of how hard a ride a gal wants, cause the sheets always get torn up.

[winn dixie]

Just heard Mr. Gobbles wake up and gobble from his roost. Tom...his first name will soon fly down and join the ducks 🦆. I think the ducks are plotting against him?

[R.M.]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

Just heard Mr. Gobbles wake up and gobble from his roost. Tom...his first name will soon fly down and join the ducks 🦆. I think the ducks are plotting against him?

Mr Gobbles should be relocated to a safe place. It's getting too close to Thanksgiving.

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by R.M.

Mr Gobbles should be relocated to a safe place. It's getting too close to Thanksgiving.

Is tumbleweed farm a safe place?

[Unique_Carpenter]

Um no.
But he can stand in line with the cattle that get ...
There's even an outdoor grill spit just a Turkey's size.
From their ad:

[winn dixie]

Freaking medieval looking. Nope, Mr. Tom gobbles ain't migrating to tumbleweed farm! Yikes

[winn dixie]

It's good to hear Mr gobbles waking up in the morning. Right now he's in the field doing his daily routine.
Poor fella. His owners had the audacity to buy a new deep fryer this year. This might get gruesome.

[Unique_Carpenter]

Teach him to escape.
You're good at that.

Or get him self defense equipment.

[winn dixie]

I'm afraid Mr gobbles would slaughter all the ducks! I think they tease him cause he can't swim

[Busty]

Winnie trying to catch the turkey and hide it in the witness protection program

[R.M.]

Originally Posted by winn dixie

I'm afraid Mr gobbles would slaughter all the ducks! I think they tease him cause he can't swim

Mr Gobbles is a true King.
He deserves a go fund me account for relocation to a safe place I was talking about.

[winn dixie]

Originally Posted by R.M.

Mr Gobbles is a true King.
He deserves a go fund me account for relocation to a safe place I was talking about.

Across the fence sides have been chosen.. unusual alliances have been formed.
Mr gobbles has a coon, a blue spotted Dawg guineas and hogs. The other side is the ducks chickens and cows. The ducks have air and sea superiority and numbers when combines with the chickens and cows. However the coon has left for reinforcements. This gonna get ugly