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09-01-2014, 06:26 AM
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Join Date: May 14, 2010
Location: Preston Hollow
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Fuck my life....
Last night I bought some Animal Crackers. On the box there was this, "WARNING: Do not eat if seal is broken."
I opened the box and sure enough......
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09-01-2014, 07:56 AM
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Join Date: May 5, 2013
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sure enough what?
you discovered animal feces inside the box?
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09-01-2014, 08:49 AM
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Join Date: Jul 26, 2010
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Naw, the animal cracker in the shape of a
seal was broken..........
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09-01-2014, 09:32 AM
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Join Date: Oct 20, 2011
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Lol....c'mon, Chung!
You must not have a grade-schooler at home anymore. You get peppered with silly jokes like that constantly......
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09-01-2014, 09:38 AM
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Join Date: Jan 14, 2012
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I thought it was hilarious!
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09-01-2014, 10:22 AM
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Did you have your coffee yet Chung?
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09-01-2014, 05:42 PM
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Did you have your coffee yet Chung?
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I had 2 cups of stout coffee when I posted.. I still don't get what you guys are talking about.
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09-01-2014, 07:42 PM
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Join Date: Apr 12, 2010
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Since we are on seal jokes
A vacationing penguin is driving his through Arizona when he notices that the oil pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station.
After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big dish of ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands he makes a real mess trying to eat with his flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says "It looks like you blew a seal."
"No no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."
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09-01-2014, 09:01 PM
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Join Date: Mar 27, 2009
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The punch line I heard to that joke was, the penguin looks indignantly at the mechanic and snarls, "Leave my sex life out of this! What's wrong with the car?"
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09-01-2014, 09:17 PM
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Speaking of punchlines...
$2,500.05 for selling your body? Who gave you the nickel?
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09-01-2014, 10:12 PM
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HELL's bell ringer!!
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lol funny!!!!!!!!!!
I luv animal crackers in that cute lil box!
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09-02-2014, 06:07 AM
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Naw, the animal cracker in the shape of a
seal was broken..........
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I like the elephant shape ones.
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09-02-2014, 01:04 PM
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Sanity Check...
Join Date: Mar 31, 2010
Location: North texas
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Somebody should invent a Sex Crackers box. Little dicks, little cock rings, little tits, little vibrators, little condoms, little labias ...
Little Benjamin's.
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09-02-2014, 01:34 PM
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Join Date: Jan 14, 2010
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I've got the little dick, but nobody ever wants it!
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09-02-2014, 04:39 PM
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Join Date: Feb 1, 2010
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Originally Posted by hd
I've got the little dick, but nobody ever wants it!
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You haven't tried hard enough
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