while it's not exactly hobby related, some providers might want one of these to spice up their next appt or tide them over until the next dick, errrr, client arrives.
ladies - need something to play with? read this article, tho' i wouldnt necessarilly call them the "weirdest" ...
http://www.alternet.org/10-weirdest-sex-toys-women
#2 might be good for someone who wants their woman to be a cat
#3 might be good for all you controlling kinksters
#4 might be good for those seeking some stim play
#6 i can just see THN or others using this to rub one out
#8 we can recommend this to any provider in chat who types out "i'm bored!"
#10 for all those golddiggers :^)