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Old 02-27-2013, 01:12 PM   #1
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Talking THE CREATION OF A VAGINA

THE CREATION OF A VAGINA
Seven wise men with knowledge so fine
Created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher, smart with wit,
Using a knife, he gave it a slit.
Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,
With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.
Third was a tailor, tall and thin,
By using red velvet, he lined it within.
Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,
With a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.
Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,
He threw in a fish and gave it a smell.
Sixth was a preacher whose name was McGee,
He touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.
Last came a sailor, a dirty little runt,
He sucked it and fucked it and called it a cunt.
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Old 02-27-2013, 01:36 PM   #2
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yours is nice

here kitty kitty
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Old 02-27-2013, 02:19 PM   #3
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Lol
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Old 02-27-2013, 03:22 PM   #4
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Very nice! Who needs Edgar Allen Poe when we have poetry like that!
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Old 02-27-2013, 07:29 PM   #5
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good one. thanks for the laugh
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Old 02-27-2013, 11:33 PM   #6
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That was great, thanks!
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Old 02-28-2013, 05:26 AM   #7
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Good one!
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Old 02-28-2013, 10:40 AM   #8
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Awesome,,,,
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Old 02-28-2013, 04:49 PM   #9
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That was awesome. I almost cried laughing. I bet Vinny has a nice one.
Ha

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Old 03-02-2013, 03:15 PM   #10
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I sure do!!!!
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Old 03-02-2013, 03:33 PM   #11
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I'd love to find out!!!
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