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08-28-2010, 07:55 AM
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Why Condoms come in boxes of 3, 6 and 12...
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> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
> by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
> To which the man replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to
> have safe sex."
> "Oh I see," replied the boy. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at
> school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
> "Why are there 3 in this package?"
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
> Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
> "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
> for?"
> "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
> Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
> pack.
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
> men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...........
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09-16-2010, 09:54 PM
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lol. Thanks beautiful, Just to confirm WHY I AM NOT married anymore.
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09-16-2010, 11:50 PM
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09-17-2010, 12:08 AM
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09-17-2010, 07:59 AM
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dosetank are you related to McSteamy and McDreamy LOL
Icey you are one hot lady. Great looking legs as well. WOW
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09-17-2010, 08:56 AM
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 No, sweetheart, the McSteamy's are a little to hot headed and the McDreamy's always have their heads in the clouds. But there is an upcoming McLovin reunion. Your awesome babe, thanks for the laughs.
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09-17-2010, 09:51 AM
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hmmmm McLovin reunion.... ok piqued my interest 
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09-17-2010, 01:50 PM
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 It's the McLovin, there just seems to be something that women want. Pick one or more. a) Laughter b)hot sex c) cash d) Laughter during hot sex e) Laughter after hot sex f) Just all of the above. Stay Sweet and sexy while being your naughty self. And the true secret is if I have piqued your interest to not give too much away so that when we do meet the b) will be awesome!!! lol.
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09-17-2010, 03:17 PM
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09-17-2010, 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by naughtynatale
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> A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk
> by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?
> To which the man replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to
> have safe sex."
> "Oh I see," replied the boy. Yes, I've heard of that in health class at
> school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
> "Why are there 3 in this package?"
> The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, ONE for Friday, ONE for
> Saturday, and ONE for Sunday."
> "Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these
> for?"
> "Those are for college men," the dad answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
> Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."
> "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12
> pack.
> With a sigh and a tear in his eye, the dad replied, "Those are for married
> men. ONE for January, ONE for February, ONE for March...........
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I am so sorry...I saw your name.....(BTW...who's the hot chick avatar?... ) I saw the comes in 3, 6 and 12....Thought you were talking about you in your sessions......Does anyone have an umbrella?.... 
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09-17-2010, 03:33 PM
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I am so sorry...I saw your name.....(BTW...who's the hot chick avatar?... ) I saw the comes in 3, 6 and 12....Thought you were talking about you in your sessions......Does anyone have an umbrella?.... |
 You are killing me. To hell with the umbrella bring on the H2O !
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