Fake cum

[john_doe1978]

I posted a question about this in the past and didn't get any good responses, so I guess I'll try again.

Does anyone know of a fake cum product that looks AND tastes like the real thing? I've seen some that have the appearance, but not the taste. What good is that?

Thanks!

[dtymh55]

Cream of mushroom soup looks sort of like semen, Don't know about the taste. Unless you mean pussy juice.?

[papadee]

I saw this somewhere (maybe ECCIE) and am passing it along

How To Make Fake Cum: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsxIHgVX0Go

Edit: Yep, it was ECCIE. And it was here (AR) in fact. I should have known

http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...post1056897950

[john_doe1978]

Yup, I'm talking about semen.

Papadee, I saw that post...that's what got me thinking I should ask my question again. There's quite a few DIY solutions out there, but I was wondering if an off the shelf product exists. So far I haven't been able to find one. Seems like that would be a popular product.

[papadee]

You raised the issue here: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?...785&highlight= And I directed you here: http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=1263312 which would have sent you here: https://bad-dragon.com/products/cumlube

[Fcore12]

Spunk Lube - no idea what it tastes like though.

[BJHunter]

My ex-wife tells me "semi-cooked" egg whites are frequently used in porn movies. Not sure how she knows, but she certainly used to be fun, and apparently she still is.

BJHunter

[bule84]

I could tell you if it looks like cum....but you will need someone else's help with the tasting part

[babykins78]

Depends on who's cum you are tasting. ...depending on what the guy eats and his health issues/ medication. ...each guy tastes different. ..some are sweet some are bitter some salty..etc....if u come over and let me taste yours I will let u know what has the closest taste....

[ElisabethWhispers]

Originally Posted by Fcore12

Spunk Lube - no idea what it tastes like though.

I bought it. And I've *cough* tried it. You know, it doesn't taste exactly like the real thing although it claims to.

I mean, unless you're a damn sperm connoisseur, how are you going to tell that it's fake? Semen has a WIDE range of tastes. Some is actually (relatively, speaking) pleasant. Some can be quite vile.

I was trying to set up a "themed" type of event for a guy who is REALLY into snowballing. So I got the "Spunk" stuff above and another product, that was supposedly just like jism, off of Amazon. The second product was by "Bad Dragon" who makes dildos that are, supposedly, like dragon dongs (I'll admit, my life is sometimes odd).

Anyway .. the "Spunk" seemed more authentic to me. Both look like it.

For the record, my "snowballing" special event never took place. I've been using the two bottles of the Spunk stuff for regular lube.

Some guys find it funny. Others are repulsed. Most just aren't paying attention because they're eyes are rolling in the back of their heads at the time of use.

[5T3V3]

for the life of me I can't figure out --- Why? Where? Who? When? or How? ... and frankly I am afraid to ask.

[Lexieinhouston]

^^^ +1 & this just begs the question...why not just make your own?

I have known a couple of people who orgasm w/o semen, and also one who orgasmed with semen though never being erect due to meds they are on, but personally that makes no difference to me and probably most ladies you would see. I'm curious to know the why as well, if you feel like sharing that is.


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[papadee]

Originally Posted by Lexieinhouston

^^^ +1 & this just begs the question...why not just make your own?

I have known a couple of people who orgasm w/o semen, and also one who orgasmed with semen though never being erect due to meds they are on, but personally that makes no difference to me and probably most ladies you would see. I'm curious to know the why as well, if you feel like sharing that is.


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The Whys? Maybe to experience a facial/CIM with a strap-on instead of a real penis. Same with anal sex & strap-on. Some men may want to experience what women experience w/o being with a man.

[john_doe1978]

"Some men may want to experience what women experience w/o being with a man."

Well said papadee. I'd say that about sums it up.

[Zhivago52]

Tapioca with the rice removed