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Garland_Bone · 08-22-2010, 09:07 PM

I'm curious as to how some of you would handle this hypothetical situation.

Guys:
You see a photo of this provider you're interested in. She has good reviews. Her face is not present in any of the photos. All communications are done by text/e-mail so you have't heard her voice. You schedule a date. Show up at her incall. Knock on the door. It opens, and, holy shit, it's your freakin' daughter!
What would you do?

Gals:
Same scenario. Your at your incall, barely dressed in something sexy. You hear the knock at the door. You open it up to see your son, with flowers and a bottle of crown royal, staring at you with a shocked expression. What would you do?

Smile, you're on Kinky camera!

cowboyesfan · 08-22-2010, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Garland_Bone

I'm curious as to how some of you would handle this hypothetical situation.

Guys:
You see a photo of this provider you're interested in. She has good reviews. Her face is not present in any of the photos. All communications are done by text/e-mail so you have't heard her voice. You schedule a date. Show up at her incall. Knock on the door. It opens, and, holy shit, it's your freakin' daughter!
What would you do?

Gals:
Same scenario. Your at your incall, barely dressed in something sexy. You hear the knock at the door. You open it up to see your son, with flowers and a bottle of crown royal, staring at you with a shocked expression. What would you do?

Smile, you're on Kinky camera!

If your like this guy, you have a heart attack: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2319863.stm

broes · 08-22-2010, 11:34 PM

What's the matter with you, man?

ElisabethWhispers · 08-22-2010, 11:41 PM

Kindof a horrible topic to contemplate, really. Icky on many levels. Certainly not "kinky camera" time.

Elisabeth

P.S. I'm being too serious, though. Maybe someone would make light of it. Meeting an ex-spouse in this fashion might be somewhat amusing. (I remember The Scot review from awhile back) Just the thing with offspring is gross.

Lust4xxxLife · 08-23-2010, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by broes

What's the matter with you, man?

+1. Unlikely scenario. Let's hit the next topic.

Mr No Confidence · 08-23-2010, 12:52 AM

If I "hobbied?" and I was to about to go to my daughter incall (if I had a daughter), ... I would... I .. hummm?

... Fuck it, I guess our relationship just turn odd and we talk. She knows the deal, I'm a hoe, shes doing what she does. I use her bathroom to throw up and think about drowning myself in the toliet bowl, but I wouldn't. I get the fuck out there and go back home to get blitzed and fucked up. I'm going to forget that moment anyway I can, might drink some bleach. It's going to take a 3 month sleep to forget that shit.

.. After time pass, I suck it up and hear her out and live to never remember that day. If she outs me, I'd out her, so it's both our nightmare. The end.

(why did I answer that ... now these fools reading are going to think I'm crazy)

Joe Smith · 08-23-2010, 12:55 AM

What an odd thread. To the OP, you really think about bullshit like this? What guy or gal would even want to remotely contemplate such an extremely fucked up scenario?

So let me get these two hypothetical situations straight:

1) A father finds his daughter attractive online as a potential provider and although he does not see her face, nor does he know she's his daughter, he's attracted to her body and wants to schedule an appointment to unbeknownst to him, fuck his daughter. So your question is: how would the father feel who wants to unknowingly fuck his daughter, handle that awkward encounter because he did not know she was his daughter in the ads and reviews?

2) A son sees his mother online but does not recognize her, but he finds the pics sexy, so he wants to schedule an appointment to unbeknownst to him, fuck his mother. So your question to the provider is: how would the mother feel knowing her son wants to unknowingly fuck her and how would she handle that awkward encounter because she had no idea it was her son who set up the appointment?

Garland Bone, do you not realize that you are asking people about how they would feel about unknowingly trying to engage in incest and how they would handle that encounter if the father mistakenly obtained his misguided goal to meet his daughter or the mother obtained her misguided goal to meet her son?

Come on dude, what kind of fucking answers are you looking for?

pete'smills · 08-23-2010, 01:20 PM

Not entirely a foreign concept
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=89663

lisa.lisa0302 · 08-23-2010, 01:26 PM

Well alrighty then.........

That didn't happen to you right? please say no!

Guest122610 · 08-23-2010, 02:14 PM

This is sick and should not be allowed on the boards. This post comes the same day as the new provider linked above??? It is sick at best, and very close to suggesting involvement with children.

Sawyer · 08-23-2010, 03:17 PM

Stay classy Dallas-Fort Worth....

txcwby6 · 08-23-2010, 03:26 PM

Can someone play the theme from Deliverance? Shudder!

gucio · 08-23-2010, 04:04 PM

But of course we all know that what she says is the truth as he swore an oath before posting, come on people, wake up !

hapy1 · 08-23-2010, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by gucio

But of course we all know that what she says is the truth as he swore an oath before posting, come on people, wake up !

I agree, this is probably a marketing ploy to draw in the weirdos.

JnR82 · 08-23-2010, 04:53 PM

Why do some of you get your panties in a bunch over a silly question?

Garland Bone, you're question is hilarious to me so let me answer it the best way I can think of. If I went to an incall and the provider was my daughter I would first find her pimp and beat the living shit out of him, probably take his money and shoes. Second, I'd take my daughter home and let her mama beat the crap out of her and take her money and shoes. Done and done.