The thing about this LOCAL post

[_Jayne_]

reminds me of those Mason's or those FIREMEN, or those homeless cripled guys standing on the corner of ANY given STREET ... asking for donations. Even though they say little... except PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY, and THANKYOU.... no BODY EVER sees the printout of where there RED LIGHT donations go.

If you happen to know where the cigarrette butts and change and spare bills go; please .. DO PUBLISHI IT. But I believe that nobody knows where their donations go.

I, on the opposite foot, am equiped with honest means of showing you where your red light donations go... ( via means of my stabillity and location, of course) which I advertise here and elsewhere. And I can guarantee, that you will see me in another venue dong GREAT due to your continued support and you will NEVER have to worry about me calling your wife, saying Hello TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.. or bothering you in any way. THAT'S JUST NOT WHAT I'M ABOUT. but A N Y W A Y ....

you see,.... I'm slighly handicapped... without a cane in that I can't get a real job because I've been doing THIS for over 10 years. ( hint to the young probies... POST THE HANDCUFF SCENE, of course.... ..: what starts out as a mean to an end... will become your reason to panhandle...or your excuse to bond out ....) dead end.. in long. THERE AINT NO SHORT.

so... I'd like to hear some response from english speaking board memembers on their EXIT OR CONTINUATION PLAN for the ladies they support, review, and discuss on the cool in other back channel venues. I'M SERIOUS. Do you realy think you can F THE HELL out of some lady... REVIEW HER... and discuss her as if she is todays fresh milk... and 5 years down the road.. when she ( if she is smart enough to NOT BE HONEST ABOUT THIS ) meets the man of her dreams and he finds out... THAT HE WON'T STALK YOU VISUALLY AS YOU HAVE DONE HER? do you really think its a man thing ? I mean seriously.? I blame a woman... and a man covers her.. but I'm a rare case. a fun one... but a rare one all the same.

SO THEY ARE GREAT. YOU LOVE THEIR PERSONALITY. YOU LOVE THE FREEDOM. YOU DIG THIER DILIGENCE IN YOUR SEXUAL HAPPINESS.

but WHAT.... do you think happens to them... when its all said and done. PARTICUARLLY WHEN someone steps in and sabatoges their success... steals their clients, and holds them hostage to their past as if its a bad case of NEED NIX ......

all at the helm of on of the MODS HERE... MAYBE you are at point, in this BOARD THING... that you DON'T make the same mistakes ASPD MADE... AND YOU MAYBE ELECT MODS WHO HAVE I.T. EXPERIENCE, KNOWLEDGE, AND COMPASSION for human kind. Maybe thsi board should be more than what it appears to be in my little ENVISION view. Maybe ?

because...you MUST UNDERSTAND... contrary to your understandable concept of WHAT THIS IT ABOUT... these mods... these days... don't know each other. they DON'T breakfast club togather..... THEY DON'T DISCUSS MATTERS IMPORTANT TO THE BOARD... and they would just assume bAN YOU AS tell you you are right in a TRULY legitimate matter..... ; AND EVEN WHEN YOU SEE THEM FACE TO FACE... THEY will say... " well, I posted enough and participated so that one of the MODS just asked me if i'D BE A MOD. THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHER.


so.. if I must ask... or spell out the topic of this 650 count thread.... pretend its your set of sheets you got for your wedding... and to sleep under them.. you must understand their origin.

NOW... discussion.. please.. and thank you.

I need to understand.. prior to justifying why I have to go out in mute non existence dead end colors... rather than in a postion to mentor and be proud of WHAT I (ESSENTIALLY) WAS FORCED TO DO... for the past 10 years. Nevermind.. it was fun while it was REAL... but it hasont' been in QUITE SOME TIME.

the floor is now yours.. please stand on it.. OR... IN THE EVENT YOU CHOOSE TO KNEEL... call me.. and i'll lay down. TRUST ME.. it will be spiritual.



( I said something intelligent on the board... NOW what do I do ? lol )n

[oldbutstillgoing]

Jayne!!! Its great to see you are still around! Hows the golf game?

For those who have never met Jayne, she has to be one of the most fascinating and frustrating women out there. Her posts actualy do make sense but she does not make it easy for you. It actualy takes a lot of effort and thought to decipher them. And if you start texting her, be prepaired for even more! Hooking up with Jayne can be like hitting a moving fly at 100 yards with a blow gun. But she can be worth the effort.

I have seen her but its been quite awhile. I have never put up with so much to see a provider. But it was quite an expereince when I was able to at last meet her.

Dear, I hope things are better for you. I wish you the best and hope all goes well for you. Maybe I should try to see you again so we can chat. I did enjoy talking to you.

[yourself]

my head hurts

[alaine]

Ok can someone please translate?

[ManSlut]

Wow, HOLYSHIT I thought the threads were getting lame of recent note, now this....Yes, yes, yes, Baby. This was so painful to read and comprehend (I almost feel guilty and dirty about being a John) that the batteries on my Bat-Shit-Crazy meter got drained....Wow, I've never seen you and contributed to your most recent 10 year history, but my experience is BSC's are the best lays out there!!

[MrKlean]

Lol MS!

[Hercules]

Getting to be that we need Cliff Notes and/or keyboards with breathalyzer locks.

[Crimson32]

Attempt to Decipher::. I don't care what you do with the money I give you, Im paying you for pussy or whatnot .. I have no exit strategy, Im going to keep fucking providers and I hope that one day they don't get married and there husband eye stalks me because of a review I wrote 15 years earlier about his ex hooker wife:? And I don't ever wonder what happens to them. As far as the mods, that is a personal issue you must settle with them, if you want them to hang out together or if your really just upset because you have not been invited to become a mod yet, I think you should ask for a link to a psychologist.

I just woke up so Im having a hard time fully comprehending this article- I love puzzles, but this was really difficult.

[cheatercheater]

Originally Posted by alaine

Ok can someone please translate?

It's actually a personal invitation from her to me. She is inviting me to become a lifetime member of her fuck club. No way out once you are in. And payments must continue even beyond the ability to perform. I am part of the reason she is in this business so I must man up and care for her as she has no exit strategy either.


Make sense now?

I didn't think so......

[_Jayne_]

Originally Posted by cheatercheater

It's actually a personal invitation from her to me. She is inviting me to become a lifetime member of her fuck club. No way out once you are in. And payments must continue even beyond the ability to perform. I am part of the reason she is in this business so I must man up and care for her as she has no exit strategy either.


Make sense now?

I didn't think so......

are you an idiot ? or is your name D A V E ? you see.. making sence isn't whats it is about. HUMAN usage and respect IS, however. You want to poke me like Peyton Never would.... THAT MAKES YOU A FEMALE PLAYING A MALE ROLE..... ; wich is odd... because if you say you are a male... WELL... nevermind. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE... AND IF YOU ARE TOO BASHFULL TO SAY who YOU aren't to me... ; you are DFW BUCK. in short.. you post more than you fuck... and I don't have a fuck club. I don't want anyone to TAKE CARE OF ME.... dip shit... i WANTED to leave this god forsaken place ( which I once 'honorably' supported) with some grace.... HENCE.. you'd probably have continued FUCKING ACCESS TO ALL SORTS OF COOL CHICKS... but since you are a smart ass... and like to cast your line in my sexy sad pond... YOU LOOK STUPID AND YOU'LL BE FUCKING ROSIE INSTEAD OF SOME 10. Here's to you you... NONAME NEGATIVE. You were never part of my anything. clearly.. this is NOW novice board because if you think I'm begging or INVITING Y O U anywhere... you don't qualify to post on this thread. I said ENGLISH SPEAKING READERS. f u c k

[_Jayne_]

Originally Posted by Crimson32

Attempt to Decipher::. I don't care what you do with the money I give you, Im paying you for pussy or whatnot .. I have no exit strategy, Im going to keep fucking providers and I hope that one day they don't get married and there husband eye stalks me because of a review I wrote 15 years earlier about his ex hooker wife:? And I don't ever wonder what happens to them. As far as the mods, that is a personal issue you must settle with them, if you want them to hang out together or if your really just upset because you have not been invited to become a mod yet, I think you should ask for a link to a psychologist.

I just woke up so Im having a hard time fully comprehending this article- I love puzzles, but this was really difficult.

If you don't care.. than it don't matter. Probably to your needs to be a WHORE wife, either... but see what happens when you fuck the wrong post. My name isn't MAGGIE. I don't call everyone you know and spew shit on them.. I was just posting a postition scenario.. just to see what kind of males/feemales I'm dealing with here, now adays.... and it didn't take long for me to realize that this is NO ASPD.

thanks.. and have a pleasant flight.

[_Jayne_]

please rename your board RUSSIAN ROULETTE. and AS always, THANKYOU, in advance. 99

[_Jayne_]

Originally Posted by yourself

my head hurts

advice: get a taylor made and beat yourself with it. have a great headache. CLASSIC response.

[cheatercheater]

I love you Jayne

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