Daddy had just bought his little princess a brand new tea party set. One day he was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when his little princess brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, Mommy came home. Daddy made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!"
Mommy waited, and sure enough, here she comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy.
She watches him drink it up and then says, "Did it ever occur to you that the only place that a toddler can reach to get water is the toilet?"
Tea Party Joke
