PROVIDERS, JUST CURIOUS about LE issues

[URAPNES]

How many times were you called by a person who you thought was LE? Have you been called by anyone who you can confirm was LE? Were you ever arrested for hobby related reason? Can you tell LE by looking at someone? Can you tell LE after 1 hour with them? If they pull out their wee-wee, do you automatically think he is not LE? If they just want a no touch show, would you entertain LE?

Just curious

[lagniappe]

URAPNES, you ask a lot of questions for a guy who just got here four days ago! Your newbie status cuts against a hobbiest taking you under their wing as you requested in your initial post on Friday night. It likewise diminishes the chance providers are going to respond to your questions in this post.

[QUOTE=URAPNES;16162]How many times were you called by a person who you thought was LE? Have you been called by anyone who you can confirm was LE? Were you ever arrested for hobby related reason? Can you tell LE by looking at someone? Can you tell LE after 1 hour with them? If they pull out their wee-wee, do you automatically think he is not LE? If they just want a no touch show, would you entertain LE?/QUOTE]

You come across like a guy recently promoted to the vice squad to me! But, hey, I'm a suspicious mofo.

Those questions sort of translate to:

Are you in my department's database?
How did someone give themselves away to you in the past so I don't make the same mistake?
Do you have a record, perhaps under your current provider name?
What should I NOT wear when looking to make a bust?
How would I give myself away while visting you and before making an arrest?
I have a small penis, or PNES, will this help me maintain my cover?
Even cops get lonely, can we work something out?

You should follow the advice you've already received in your other post, take your time, get screened, visit a few newbie friendly providers, and write a few reviews. The information on how to do all of that is found here, on ASPD and elsewhere if you will take the time to do your homework.

I do like your handle though!

[YSD]

Don't really understand what you are getting at with this post. Makes me super suspicious. If you are really interested perhaps starting this thread in the Men's Lounge might have made sense. I read this and I am like what the fuck.

[URAPNES]

HEY, I am a paranoid MO FO. I am nervous as hell just thinking about going to a provider. I am just trying to see the flip side. Are they just as nervous. I want these answers for me:

1) How many times will I call someone who I think was LE?
2) Have I called anyone who I can confirm was LE?
3) Will I ever be arrested for hobby related reason?
4) Can I tell LE by looking at someone?
5) Can I tell LE after 1 hour with them?
6) If they pull out their boobies, do you automatically think she is not LE?
7) If I just want a no touch show, would I still be busted by LE?

[Guest022712-3]

Originally Posted by URAPNES

HEY, I am a paranoid MO FO. I am nervous as hell just thinking about going to a provider. I am just trying to see the flip side. Are they just as nervous. I want these answers for me:

1) How many times will I call someone who I think was LE?
2) Have I called anyone who I can confirm was LE?
3) Will I ever be arrested for hobby related reason?
4) Can I tell LE by looking at someone?
5) Can I tell LE after 1 hour with them?
6) If they pull out their boobies, do you automatically think she is not LE?
7) If I just want a no touch show, would I still be busted by LE?

I am willing to answer this half.

1. As long as you stick to known, reviewed providers. NEVER.
2. See number 1.
3. If you do something retarded, like calling Ms. Molly Perfect Boobs on Backpage who is in Arlington advertising 50/hour despite looking like a supermodel.
4. Ask yourself this. If you walk into Wal-Mart, can you tell who is an out of uniform cop? No? There ya go.
5. Probably. Chances are you won't get to the end of the hour if they are LE.
6. See number 1.
7. Depends. I know that ladies can still get busted for a no touch show, but they get busted for running a SOB without a license. Not sure how that works on the flip side.

[URAPNES]

Thanks December... That is what I was hopping to hear as answers. Ok, but the boobs issue. Will a kop show me her boobs?

[Kelly TNT]

Originally Posted by URAPNES

Thanks December... That is what I was hopping to hear as answers. Ok, but the boobs issue. Will a kop show me her boobs?

Hon, I don't know if you're ready for all this yet. You should just hang out and read a while. When you've got some time....do that. Read the information that's provided for you here. On our board, on other boards. That's what this place is for.....

Escort-Client-Community-Information-Exchange.

Do your homework and you'll feel better about making your first hobby leap.

I'm afraid right now...you might end up scaring off who could have been an ATF for you.


Take your time........we're not going anywhere.

This is the oldest profession you know....


Just Sayin.....


~Kelly TNT

[Bestman200600]

If you stick with well known providers your not taking chances. If you are looking for adventure, anything can happen.

[guest040711-1]

Kelly TNT gave you excellent advice, best to lurk and get a feel for it and don't ask so many questions.

[aRandyOne]

Will a police officer show you her boobs. Let's think this through...what will her testimony sound like to a jury if your case goes to trial: "Then as I exposed my breasts to him, he unlawfully and with criminal intent offered me money to have sex with him." As the juriy members' collective jaw drops on the floor...see where I'm going with this? NO self respecting law enforcement officer is going to go that far for a piddly little misdemeanor arrest.

[jethro tull]

Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

Hon, I don't know if you're ready for all this yet.





~Kelly TNT

That's what I was thinking...

[sexykim2008]

Originally Posted by Kelly TNT

Hon, I don't know if you're ready for all this yet. You should just hang out and read a while. When you've got some time....do that. Read the information that's provided for you here. On our board, on other boards. That's what this place is for.....

Escort-Client-Community-Information-Exchange.

Do your homework and you'll feel better about making your first hobby leap.

I'm afraid right now...you might end up scaring off who could have been an ATF for you.


Take your time........we're not going anywhere.

This is the oldest profession you know....


Just Sayin.....


~Kelly TNT

Yep Kelly could not have said it better. I deleted your PM imediately after seeing you post this. This post was enoiugh to even make newbie friendly providers stay clear of you. Sorry but all the LE ????? Sounds like you are LE looking for someone dumb enough to give you pointers on how to bust a provider. Or make yourself look like yoou know nothing about how bust's work so someone thinks how could you be since you don't know anything. You aren't fooling me man!

[CoHorn]

Forget asking the cop to show her boobs, you should be asking Kelly. They are worth their weight in gold.

[wackatronic]

I think the words 'Common Sense' come to mind very quickly. I think you started off on the wrong foot here and if you plan on posting more in the future, you will have to earn the trust.

I lurked on ASPD for over a year (moved here after ASPD kept failing me) just reading up on how you should approach hobbying and how to keep yourself safe (including sexually). So you might do good just reading and occasionally posting questions that do not scream 'LE'.

Not trying to slam you, but at least here in Dallas/Ft. Worth (being extremely large), you could get yourself black-listed very quickly.

[ccrideher]

CoHorn--That was an excellent post!