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Old 09-15-2010, 11:06 AM   #1
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Default The Nine Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband

The Nine Qualities Of A Perfect Boyfriend/Husband

Brave

Intelligent

Gentle

Polite

Energetic

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Sensitive
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Old 09-15-2010, 11:16 AM   #2
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HAHA. Goober.

I was like "Wait, that's only eig-- Ooooooohhh..." :P
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Old 09-15-2010, 11:21 AM   #3
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LOL...I wan't to see who got it.
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Old 09-15-2010, 11:26 AM   #4
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Took me about a second and a half to get it.

Lol.
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Old 09-15-2010, 11:31 AM   #5
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S shouldn't be sensitive, it should be Silent

Thats greatness.
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Old 09-15-2010, 11:40 AM   #6
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A woman's desire for a man is inversely proportional the the size of penis/wallet.
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Old 09-15-2010, 11:57 AM   #7
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He Says "YES dear " when ever she asks ANYTHING......
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Old 09-15-2010, 02:41 PM   #8
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...and here are nine other qualities to add to this:

  1. A lot of money.
  2. A lot of money.
  3. A lot of money.
  4. A lot of money.
  5. A lot of money.
  6. A lot of money.
  7. A lot of money.
  8. A lot of money.
  9. and a lot of money.
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Old 09-15-2010, 04:14 PM   #9
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I don't remember who said it, but, a famous comedienne once said the perfect prospect for a husband should have a lot of tattoos and piercings. . . it means he can stand a lot of pain and will spend money on jewelry.
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Old 09-15-2010, 05:31 PM   #10
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AH, 8 across and one down
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For those who still don't get it, take the 1st letter of each word.......
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Old 09-15-2010, 07:02 PM   #12
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A woman's desire for a man is inversely proportional the the size of penis/wallet.
Did you mean directly proportional? Misogynistic jokes are only funny when told right.... Jeez.
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Old 09-15-2010, 10:51 PM   #13
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Did you mean directly proportional? Misogynistic jokes are only funny when told right.... Jeez.
Traci,

Your intelligence is so damn sexy. I gotta meet up with you.
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Old 09-16-2010, 01:16 AM   #14
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Traci,

Your intelligence is so damn sexy. I gotta meet up with you.
+1. The way Traci thinks and expresses herself is hot.
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I mean inversely proportional....as one gets bigger, the other gets smaller.
A man with a billion dollars can have a 1" dick...a man with a 9" dick doesn't need much money.

But your mileage might vary.

Definition:
Basically, the concept of inverse proportion means that as the absolute value or magnitude of one variable gets bigger, the absolute value or magnitude of another gets smaller, such that their product (the constant of proportionality) is always the same.
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