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02-15-2011, 10:04 PM
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User ID: 24680
Join Date: Apr 29, 2010
Location: North Little Rock,Ar
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How bad is the economy??
The Recession hits everybody in the US ........
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced.
I saw a Mormon polygamist with only one wife.
If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.
McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .
Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.
My cousin had an exorcism but couldn't afford to pay for it, and they re-possessed her!
A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico .
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.
Congress says they are looking into this Bernard Madoff scandal. Oh Great! The guy who made $50 Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5 Trillion disappear!
And, finally
I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.
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02-16-2011, 05:24 AM
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Join Date: Dec 14, 2010
Location: Texas
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Your so bad and sweet. Will you accept my pennys unrolled or rolled?
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02-16-2011, 09:07 AM
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Your so bad and sweet. Will you accept my pennys unrolled or rolled?
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lol as long as they are shiny its all good
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02-16-2011, 09:11 AM
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Join Date: Nov 23, 2009
Location: East Tx
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Got a whole drawer full! Cum to east Tx!!
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02-16-2011, 09:43 AM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: East Texas
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SNL is really fun. She loves sex and loves to laugh.
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02-16-2011, 10:03 AM
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My 2 favorite things !!
come back to AR Jwood , need some Texas luvin
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02-16-2011, 12:07 PM
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Join Date: Jan 4, 2010
Location: East Texas
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Glad to see you posting in this area, maybe you can put some life in it. I need some of that good SNL luvin too because it is sooooo gooooood.
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02-16-2011, 12:20 PM
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Maybe i will just come down there one day
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02-16-2011, 03:50 PM
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Join Date: Nov 3, 2010
Location: Greenville
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That is some Funny stuff, Great Job SNL LOL
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02-17-2011, 08:54 AM
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Always on the hunt
Join Date: Feb 7, 2011
Location: Northeast Tx
Posts: 1,556
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SNL when is your next trip to East TX?
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02-17-2011, 10:52 AM
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well i might try to get that way in the spring, its been a looooong time since ive been to Tx..im waaay over due
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02-17-2011, 12:08 PM
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Join Date: Nov 23, 2009
Location: East Tx
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Don't forget your toy box!!
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02-17-2011, 12:37 PM
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Always on the hunt
Join Date: Feb 7, 2011
Location: Northeast Tx
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I am definetly looking forward to your return to the lonestar.
I can hardly wait....
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02-17-2011, 02:36 PM
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Don't forget your toy box!!
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lol more like treasure chest
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02-18-2011, 04:48 AM
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Join Date: Dec 10, 2009
Location: Shreveport / Bossier City
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Very Funny SNL I am still laughing . Don`t forget us fun gentlemen over here in Shreveport / Bossier City area we`d love for you to viist .
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