Word play

[ClairJordan]

How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently,’ she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered, ~'Is that one word or two?

[HoneyRose]

Next part of the conversation:
"Well, I have acute angina," the lady states directly and simply.
"Well, I certainly hope so," he commented, "Because your boobs aren't much to look at."

[NinaBrooke]

how does that game work? someone tell me please? :-) i am clueless :-) merci

[WTF]

Originally Posted by ClairJordan

How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently,’ she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered, ~'Is that one word or two?

Good one Clair!

[WTF]

Originally Posted by ninasastri

how does that game work? someone tell me please? :-) i am clueless :-) merci

It's cunnilingus or as we American's like to say, ''cunning linguistics'', a mere play on words.



'I would like it infrequently,’ she replied.


infrequently or in frequently.....one word or two, change the meaning from a frigid beeeeatch to my kinda woman!

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by ClairJordan

How do you feel about sex?’ he asked, rather tentatively.
'I would like it infrequently,’ she replied.
The old gentleman sat quietly for a moment, adjusted his glasses, leaned
over towards her and whispered, ~'Is that one word or two?

+1

Never argue with your wife, just dicker.

[nevergaveitathought]

i wondered why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger...

then it hit me

[SlowHand49]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy . . .

[I B Hankering]

Originally Posted by SlowHand49

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy . . .

+1

I've been repeating that one since the original run of "Planet of the Apes" - lol. It's one of my favorites!

Here is another of my favorites. This quote gains something in translation into German:

To be or not to be; that is the question. Hamlet - William Shakespeare

In German:

Sein oder nicht sein; das ist hier die Frage.

It has the original meaning as written by Shakespeare, but it is also a double entendre meaning of, “His or not his?” when paternity is in doubt.

[am-a-pleaser]

The difference between satisfied and content -------

The man was satisfied his new bride was still screwing other men, but it didin't make him very content.


and another of my fav's----suck baby, suck! "blow" is just a term.

[charlestudor2005]

The nun chased the priest around the nave until she caught him by the organ.

[Visualize that, London, and worry.]

[London Rayne]

Originally Posted by charlestudor2005

The nun chased the priest around the nave until she caught him by the organ.

[Visualize that, London, and worry.]

Umm what's a nave?

Would you like sauce on your bun, or do you take it on the side?

[Sweet N Little]

With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.


Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

[am-a-pleaser]

I like it when she's sweet n little.

I have english ancestry, so I also enjoy a wet london rayne.

[London Rayne]

Originally Posted by am-a-pleaser

I like it when she's sweet n little.

I have english ancestry, so I also enjoy a wet london rayne.

Do you take your coffee with a little sugar or Sweet and LOW?