Can't Get Rid of the Smell

[luv2luv]

I've been on Secret Benefits for a while. Hasn't been successful, but that's another story.
Heard back from an attractive young girl who wanted to meet. Long story short, picked her up where she works, took her home, and fucked around for a while. Settled up and left.
On the way back, I noticed this odor. Started sniffing and discovered it was on my hand. It was the foulest odor ever, like a homeless soul who never bathed. This girl was attractive and I didn't notice it at all while I was with her. But it literally made my eyes water.
Got home, scrubbed my hands. Thought … if it's on my hand, how about my dick. Dropped my pants and OMG!!. Jumped in the shower and scrubbed.
I'm sitting here half hour later and my hand and crotch still stink ... bad. I've scrubbed twice in the shower and several times washed my hands. I've used deodorant, deodorant soap, everything I can think of. My underwear stinks to high heavens too.
So I would write more but I think I need to jump back in the shower and try again. Wish I had some of the lye soap my mother used to scrub me with when I was a kid.

[Admiral Giggle]

lemon juice

if it'll get the fish smell off your fingers when eating crab legs, crawfish and everything else, it'll work too.

You'll also smell spring time fresh

[winn dixie]

vinegar and time. And say no to the SO for the time being..

[WalkerTx]

Don't forget to scrub between your upper lip and nose...lets' just say, I know from experience !! LOL

[BLM69]

Sounds like a infection smell, smelly pussy washes right off

[Mavic TX]

Dang ☠️. Odor foul enough to make your eyes water lol. Lemon juice should do it

[luv2luv]

It isn't pussy. It smells more like extreme body odor. And now, some 5 hours after the deed, it finally seems to be going away. The scrubbing and soap helped a lot. I didn't think about lemon juice. Thanks for the hints.

[MarineButch]

Hey, tomato juice helps when the dog gets sprayed by the skunk...
Just sayin

[Exotic_gem]

Wow that sucks ass!!
But if she smells that bad and u Guys fucked around for awhile , the smell should’ve definitely hit u in the nose ryte then and there !!

[TheWanderer]

Wow, this reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry could not get the bad BO out of his car after it was parked by a valet with poor hygiene.
The smell clinged to everyone who was in the car as well. It was alive. A detail shop couldn't remove the odor and he couldn't even sell it. The smell seemed to gain strength overnight.
If lemon, tomato or some kind of citric acid cleaner won't do it, you may have to consider amputation.
Good luck.

[Brandee69]

I would definitely stay away from that in the future Geez! Seems like somebody needs a visit to the doctor that's gross

[Mavic TX]

Amputation? haha

[xtheunknown]

A waitress at Baby Dolls gave me a bj in the parking lot and I finger fucked
her while she was doing it. After she left my car I started driving home and had a similar experience to yours with the foul oder. Try as I might I could never get that smell off my steering wheel. I hated driving that car after that.

[pmdelites]

luv2luv, sorry you got the "Can't Get Rid of the Smell" un-delites

[Joddxxx]

If neither of the concoctions above seems to work, here's one last skunk-odor removing remedy that's been passed on from one generation of dog lovers to the next. Mix 1 quart hydrogen peroxide, ¼ cup baking soda, and 1 teaspoon dish-washing liquid. Apply this mixture in the same way you would the vinegar solution. It should do the same for pussy order.