I just won the Nigerian lottery!!!!

[daltxm4f]

OMG I can't believe it. How did they get my info? Wow I am so rich. How do I spend all this $$$$$$?!

[Guest030617]

lmao, if you have to ask on this site then you need help, mentally

[tsrv4me]

You just send them the money they asked for and your Lottery Check will be in the Mail immediately.....now hold your breath ..and soon you will be very rich ..LOL YEH RIGHT .
Just be sure not to spend all of your riches in one place

[daltxm4f]

Oh you are so right. I am making my check right now to them for $10,000 and they will send me back 3 billion. WOW!!

[sdguy08]

Originally Posted by daltxm4f

OMG I can't believe it. How did they get my info? Wow I am so rich. How do I spend all this $$$$$$?!

You lucky bastard!!! I'm still waiting for my prize money for a UK lottery I won last year. Let me know if you need help spending the $$$$$$.

[daltxm4f]

Awesome sdguy08! You are so luck too. What are the odds?! I am going to throw a huge party!

[Dharma]

That's amazing! I too have money coming from Nigeria 0.o . It seems that I had a long lost uncle who recently died and left all his money to me. (Wow, who knew?) I just have to cover the estate taxes and I can retire!

[daltxm4f]

Dharma that is great. Congratulations! I had no idea how popular this thing was.

[Guest071613-2]

Well it must be my lucky day, too! Someone died in a plane crash along with every living member of their family, so guess what?! They picked ME to inherit the 10.4 million dollars!

"In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of ten million four hundred thousand United State of American dollars (10.4 MILLION USA DOLLARS ) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer Mr Kurt Kuhle from Alexandra Egypt who died along with his family in Siber airline that crashed into sea at Isreal on 4th October 2002.
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him in the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.

It is therefore upon this discovery that I decided to make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as next of kin ."

Who wants to go to The Lodge?! Table dances are on me!!

[daltxm4f]

Cool Dannie!! What a great Friday today is. How could it get any better?!

[sdguy08]

I bet you guys have even received emails looking for overseas partners to transfer money into their accounts, of which you would retain a small percentage for helping with the transaction.

I'm always interested in helping someone out, but funny they never answer back after I tell them I have relatives in the State Department that can help them.

Hmmm... oh well

[oldmarine]

This is my lucky month! I won the UK lottery and the Nigerian lottery. Add to that the millions left to me by someone I don't know who passed away and I will be right up there with Warren Buffett and Bill Gates.

[daltxm4f]

That is great news oldmarine!! Thanks for sharing. Wow what a awesome day. Yeah!!!!

[~Ze~]

*sigh* all I ever get are blue vitamins..... om nom nom nom nom...

I'd rather have Pez...

EDIT- Nvm...


About the fund the $6.2Millions Dollars, It almost 10 years now that some of the past African Greedy Politicians & Ex Leaders used our bank to Loot & Launder the continent wealth / money to overseas for buying of ammunitions to intimidate opponents and sponsoring ethnic crisis here and there through the help of their Political advisers. Most of the money which they loot and transferred out of the shores of Africa continent was money Derived from the endowed Natural Resources such as Gold, cotton cocoa, oil etc,

and this money was supposed to be used to develop the continent. And their Political advisers always inflated the figure and amounts before transfer to foreign accounts to have they own share cuts for they own use too, so I also used the same opportunity to divert part out of the valued $6.2Million Dollars for my own self, because I was the account office to all these transactions as the account officer, hence I am fully aware and know the source of the money and there was no official trace and record of how much was transferred out,

as all the accounts they used then for all such transfers were being closed after each transfer by them to avoid any trace by any incoming office successor holder to avoid probing, so when I discovered that they were using me to succeed in their greedy act, I also cleaned some of their banking records from the Bank's files and no one asked me as no one noticed, because the money was too much for them to control.

Too much for the crooks to control so you stole if from them and ask me to help you launder it out more? *sigh*

[Guest071613-2]

So since everyone is rolling in the dough again, can providers raise their rates? Great!