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Old 08-25-2010, 09:15 AM   #1
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Default The Blonde Stewardess

The Blonde Stewardess


A lawyer boarded an airplane in Baltimore with a box of frozen soft shell crabs & asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box & promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, & proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior.

Shortly before landing in Sarasota Florida, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in Baltimore, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:


1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as folks think they are.

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Too cute!
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