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Groovy Johnson · 11-30-2018, 04:38 PM

Guys.
If a woman gets mad,
just tell her she's overreacting.
She will realize you're right,
and calm down right away.

GoldWing · 11-30-2018, 11:06 PM

....and also throw in the word “Bitch” a few times as it stops their yelling immediately..

Grandtheftaudio · 12-05-2018, 07:57 PM

dont forget, if she starts to get an attitude, look her sternly in the eyes as you apply baby powder to your open palm. If the attitude continues apply gently to her face.

Zena · 12-06-2018, 02:45 PM

Lol... YEAH. THESE SHOULD WORK. LOL.

( LOVE EM! )

Agent220 · 12-06-2018, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grandtheftaudio

dont forget, if she starts to get an attitude, look her sternly in the eyes as you apply baby powder to your open palm. If the attitude continues apply gently to her face.

Gots to keep your pimp hand strong.

J/k

I have up on true love long ago.

gc161 · 12-14-2018, 07:43 AM

My advice to couples is to actually have some common interests. Also, be clear about what you're looking for in the relationship.