Die Happy

[Hobby1750]

1) You make an appointment hours in advance based on your busy schedule.

2) Right on time, you walk in the room and there's a young, beautiful, sexy, fit girl you've never met before.

3) Within minutes she's having sex with you.

Looking at the "Encounter" reports, it's clear most of you will never figure out this hobby. But those few who have developed a discernment for quality will experience the best this avocation has to offer.

And it's consistently, mind-blowingly fucking amazing. 1, 2, 3. Over and over again.

As Thoreau wrote, most men live quiet lives of desperation... because most men haven't figured out this hobby.

[DeconKeys]

Glad to see that you are still alive Hobby. Only thing is - I wish you would change your avatar. - That one hurts my eyes.

[Warrenajeffers]

It’s a selfie

[The Gent]

[Scoot642]

Sorry we don't have your money Hobby. Giving 20yr old girls allowances for services is beyond most of our reach. As long as you're having fun and others are as well, to each their own. Mongers applaud you as well as curse you. Not all have your expense account. Enjoy as we all know ya can't take it with you .

[Hobby1750]

Originally Posted by Scoot642

Sorry we don't have your money Hobby. Giving 20yr old girls allowances for services is beyond most of our reach. As long as you're having fun and others are as well, to each their own. Mongers applaud you as well as curse you. Not all have your expense account. Enjoy as we all know ya can't take it with you .

Scoot, you can absolutely afford the best. I'm referring to mongering, not sugarbabies (which are always YMMV and not worth the hassle compared to high-quality mongering IMO). Anyone can afford to experience the best there is in Albany. Just stop seeing the trash and save the money for the quality traveling girls.

I always get a high having sex with a new, hot, classy woman. I don't have unrealistic standards for service: if she's legit very attractive and I get off, that's a victory. I value the attractiveness/fitness of the girl over anything else. Having an unreasonable attitude regarding expectations is always going to lead to disappointment.

Re-read what I wrote as 1,2,3 above. Compare that to what most men have to deal with regarding women and sex. Even if that's once every three months, that's a world of difference compared to the average schlub walking around only dreaming he could have sex with a beautiful girl.

[swifty2]

i'm not sure if it's considered patting yourself on the back or blowing your own horn but aren't your arms and lips getting tired ? lol

[FreeLancer40]

I like reading Hobby's posts, and never do I take offense. I'm certainly doing shit wrong LOL. I am not a pro at this whatsoever and thank god for that because once I am a pro, my life has officially gone into the toilet. I showed up thanks to a midlife crisis, marital problems and health issues in the family. I get away from it for a brief moment, nail down a hit of dopamine, and leave with not a damn thing fixed - if anything - things become worse. This hobby is full of risk, danger, excitement and pleasure. For some, the risk is worth it. For others, not so much. Many of us teeter in the middle and it's those of us who reside in that space, I think, that have hope. Every encounter I've been having lately seems to be getting worse and worse. Is it the providers or me? Likely both, but I think that may mean I'm definitely on my way out. There's just something so hot about showing up for an encounter, paying donation, then being told "it's 1 more for this, or .5 more for that." How thrilling.

Hobby, I'm not sure your reasoning for coming onto the forums and insulting other mongers, telling thrilling stories of encounters, or posting philosophical dissertations about what we do, why we do it, and the like.... but I enjoy reading all of it. You make excellent points and truly are the master around here - no doubt about that, but for me, it's not something I envy. I see your posts as warnings of what is to come if we continue to follow the yellow brick road. I think you may even be trying to save others from being you with some of your posts, which in itself is very helpful. Either way... keep posting. I'm a fan.

[Hobby1750]

Thank you Freelancer. My goal here is to help others. I've had more failures in this hobby than most. Horrible experiences and horrific providers. A - Z of prohibited topics. If I can help others avoid some of the mistakes I've made being a reprobate-mongering-addict, then my contributions here have been worthwhile.

Let's never forget, anytime we're dealing with any woman in a sexual context, there's high risk for failure involved. Women as a whole are very fickle and erratic and always more neurotic than erotic.

The ideal encounter is with a woman we find sexually attractive who is solely focused on being sexually pleasurable during our time with her. She's not concerned about the money, the clock, the phone, etc - she's solely focused on our sexual gratification.

This scenario is why we should be spending money on seeing professional sex workers. Looking for anything less than this goal is foolish - otherwise just jerk off alone in your bathroom to porn on your phone. Saves money, time, avoids disappointment, and avoids disastrous experiences.

So, with this objective in mind, you have to be very selective with the providers you choose to see. Less is more. See positively reviewed women. See high-class foreign travelers from agencies. Don't see anyone for less than $250/hh. Aim high. Avoid most local providers. You're always better off jerking off than seeing bargain pussy. Remember, we don't NEED pussy. It's an indulgence.

What has really helped me take control of my sex addiction is to have high standards of the girls I see. Very few will qualify, so by default the addiction is kept in check.

Don't take any of this to mean I don't strike out. When dealing with women, there will always be failures. But I don't get discouraged and I move on to the next encounter. I've had enough incredible times to know what's posible. But now I never forget that failure always is an option.

I think many mongers here are just looking to get off for the least amount of money. You're going to deal with many garbage providers and sketchy situations. I spent years doing this prior. It was very foolish and I wouldn't recommend this style of mongering to anyone. I suggest to never forget jerking off to endless porn is always the safer, easier, faster, cheaper option, and consistently satisfying.

[xpisto86]

I suggest to never forget jerking off to endless porn is always the safer, easier, faster, cheaper option, and consistently satisfying.

This! You know how many $$$ hundreds i've saved by switching to porno. I'll think I want to see someone, wait hours for them to respond and then by then the deed is done and I'm outside smoking a brisket or some ribs with some buddies. Time and money better spent imo.



There are days tho, that the itch needs to be scratched by another body...

[Jkeller8675]

I find my issue is the inability to find reviews on some of these model material providers, particularly the travelling Brazilians and Latinas. Most are now looking for $400-$500/hr. That's a lot of $$ to waste on a lame experience, but its a complete role of the dice because they don't advertise what to expect. Other well established top tier providers that are well reviewed often want even more $$.

[Northerndancer]

Apparently there is a whole different level of agency out of Albany/burlington that is very below the radar. It caters to the very elite high net worth >10million. They’ll pay for bodywork on girls and they all sign non disclosures if they work for them. Going rates are north of 1k/hr and the girls make a much better cut than what one typically expects. I’ve never used them nor gained entry to their white glove delivery model, but I have heard about them from 3 other sources including the agency that brokers most of the top end Hollywood porn stars (ie stormy d, Brandi love, India summers, etc). I’ve always wanted to run into someone who has worked with them. Just curious how they stay so discrete

[George1990]

Originally Posted by Northerndancer

Apparently there is a whole different level of agency out of Albany/burlington that is very below the radar. It caters to the very elite high net worth >10million. They’ll pay for bodywork on girls and they all sign non disclosures if they work for them. Going rates are north of 1k/hr and the girls make a much better cut than what one typically expects. I’ve never used them nor gained entry to their white glove delivery model, but I have heard about them from 3 other sources including the agency that brokers most of the top end Hollywood porn stars (ie stormy d, Brandi love, India summers, etc). I’ve always wanted to run into someone who has worked with them. Just curious how they stay so discrete

Go to Eros. Search the pornstar. I’ve seen India Summers pop up when I lived in a different city. You can also search XXX and if you go to Miami, there’s one that reps 300+ pornstars. Best bet is to catch them when they’re traveling into NYC although a flight to Florida can sometimes be under $100. But I’d say it’s one of those BIG gifts to yourself because it ain’t cheap. But also not as much as you think. Other option is to find ones on the strip club tour and contact them.

[George1990]

Here’s an example. Schedule and pricing included.

https://www.eros.com/california/los_...461.htm?cat=32

[Northerndancer]

Originally Posted by George1990

Here’s an example. Schedule and pricing included.

https://www.eros.com/california/los_...461.htm?cat=32

George

You are talking about Lourdes and model world etc. I’ve used them pre COVID, but I’m wondering about this below radar agency out of Albany or Burlington. They have the girls sign non disclosure agreements because they cater to politicians (Elliot spitzer)and provide them with loans for bodywork. They don’t advertise on Eros. Apparently they don’t need to. Nor are they on preferred411. One of the better Burlington girls on seeking was on a yacht party last summer and apparently half the girls were from the agency. They tried to recruit her. Lots of blow and senior executive types. Just really curious how they stay so below the radar given how pervasive this board is.