Ok. . . bad tan ...I just have to laugh at myself...

[Guest092616]

Ok.. so I occasionally get a spray tan...to make my skin look a little prettier ...& yesterday ...The girl talked me into some kind of a creme/lotion...to make the tan last a little longer~~3 or so days longer ... ... well I'm in there ...getting this crazy tan . And I get out .look in the mirror and notice I'm a little darker than normal ..and I think maybe it will look better in a few hours . Then I awake The next morning . Today . And wow!!! I no longer look - Caucasian !! I look hysterical !! Ridiculous ! Ooompa- looompa? Nope!! Darker than that !!! Think Robin Williams - after the tan booth fiasco- from the movie Old dogs. If you are bored today ...look on.. You tube or Google lt... I am so dark it looks hysterical !!! I have an client ..In Hillsboro today..(maybe his vision will be - poor? ? ).. so I'm gonna go scrub my skin now with some new scrubby thing ...from the kitchen. . . This is bad . But funny. I swear some days you gotta laugh..At YOURSELF! !. There will be no selfies. Don't ask . But I should take some private pics. Just for laughs. This is bad . Oh well. I love yall. I will be hiding the next day or 2. Lol. Naughty silly & very tan- Jill....

[Daddys Sword]

I am sure you look really hot.

[Guest092616]

I was trying to make everyone laugh. But apparently - it didn't work . . THANK YOU TUNA...FOR THE NICE COMMENT .
GUESS I'm no good as a Comedian in my spare time ... ha ha . Lol.

[GoldWing]

I dunno...I though it was funny...definitely the clip from Robin Williams is funny. Don't be so hard on yourself.

[knotty man]

Hmmm. From what ive read. You have other talents
Like he said. Dont be hard on yourself, let me be "hard on" you

[Guest092616]

OK. For all you curious guys or girls . Here is the tan - faded and sorta pretty . My new avatar . I put it up just now . Friday morning . Ha . It's not so bad now . Yeah . I gotta work on my comedy skills . People sometimes laugh when I do something wrong/ridiculous . But my joke telling or comedy skills - no way . Ha ha ha ha . Better keep my day job . lmao.

[Guest092616]

Anytime . Knotty . ANY TIME ! BRING IT !!!

[SaytownFinest]

It could be worse...




...just sayin'.

[happy the clown]

I thought it was hilarious. But without pictures ...........

[Guest062716]

Originally Posted by SaytownFinest

It could be worse....just sayin'.

Agreeed! This was funny, Jill. The pics make it funnier.

[Guest092616]

I love the pics you all put up . Well the 3 days later pic is my avatar. It's not too crazy . Sorry . Couldn't show you the ooompa...looompa...One. I have a little pride . Ha ha . Ha ha ha. !!! Love yall. Naughty- tan- Jill.

[Guest092616]

I think Knotty is afraid of me . Not My Tan ... Ha Ha !!! Come up here to Waco one day . Knotty !!! I'll take it easy on ya. Or. Knot !!! Lmao.

[knotty man]

i aint skeered!

[SaytownFinest]

Originally Posted by knotty man

i aint skeered!

[knotty man]

Mods!
Ive been outted!
How did you find my facebook pic?