Twas the night before Christmas and all through BassCats house
Not a creature was fucking since there were no ladies about
So off to surf backpage to find hot young poon
When all of a sudden a man appeared in the room
He wore a red suit and had a white beard
He said his name was Saint Eccie and he was there to spread cheer
He said to grab condoms and a bottles of lube because if I came with him I need all I could use
Off to the driveway where a party bus waited full of hot girls who could never be satiated
He said start easy just take two or three that there was tons of fucking ahead of me
I said Saint Eccie you know I cant pick there are to many hotties and I just have one dick
With that he let out a great big laugh then buried his dick in some hotties ass
I wish I could go on and tell you the rest but I signed and NDA so this line is the last
I hope all you pig fuckers have a great Christmas maybe even get laid and all you lovely ladies wake to stockings full of cash. As for me I am actually going to drink tonight for the first time in probably eight or ten years. One of my clients gifted me a bottle of brandy so I picked up some eggnog and already had a few. I had forgotten how horny having a buzz makes me. To bad none of you ladies live closer to me or I would probably be calling you trying to get a qv that would take a good 30 minutes because of said drinking lol