Christmas Dinner Terms with Dirty Connotations
Christmas Dinner Terms with Dirty Connotations
* Whew, that's one terrific spread!
* I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
* Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
* Talk about a huge breast!
* It's Cool Whip time!
* If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
* Are you ready for seconds yet?
* Are you going to come again next time?
* It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
* Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
* Don't play with your meat.
* Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
* Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
* I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
* You still have a little bit on your chin.
* Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it.
* How long will it take after you stick it in?
* You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
* Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
* How many are coming?
* That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
* Just lay back and take it easy...I'll do the rest.
* How long do I beat it before it's ready?
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