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Old 07-10-2015, 04:34 PM   #1
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Default Asian Ann's new ad...

I'd like to report this ad. This is not cool. She's sharing stuff from PMs in her ad. I did not say Maple Syrup, it was Corn Syrup.

Here is the offending ad.


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Old 07-10-2015, 06:13 PM   #2
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Senor,

I honestly don't know if you are truly offended or if you are helping the threAD.... funny as hell though!

-Nilla


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I'd like to report this ad. This is not cool. She's sharing stuff from PMs in her ad. I did not say Maple Syrup, it was Corn Syrup.

Here is the offending ad.


http://eccie.net/showthread.php?p=10...post1056935011
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Old 07-10-2015, 06:15 PM   #3
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I've been wondering why I've been texts from guys asking about maple syrup...now I know. Thanks Asian Ann.
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Old 07-10-2015, 06:35 PM   #4
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Nice to see that Asian Ann is still "As kinky as a cheap garden hose!"

Ironic Humor: However, the comment about barbed wire up my ass!! That just caused me to go totally limp. We do not need to try that one sweetie.

Great AD, Ms Ann, and I hope this turns out to be a fun thread for all in Coed.
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Old 07-10-2015, 06:51 PM   #5
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That was funny as hell.

And Ann sounds fun as hell. *grin*
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Old 07-10-2015, 07:15 PM   #6
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That was funny as hell.

And Ann sounds fun as hell. *grin*
Yes, she is and there is no up-charge for costumes and fantasy outfits. But there is also no discount if she meets you at the door naked, either. Done both and it's all fun with her.

I am no longer going to ask Ann for Frequent Flyer Miles or if she still validates local parking--probably now are non-starters.

Oh well, she is always fun with a very wicked sense of humor.
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Old 07-10-2015, 07:15 PM   #7
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Seriously guys quit texting me about maple syrup. You sick bastards.
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Old 07-10-2015, 07:21 PM   #8
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tzv13--look out, there is another provider out there who is using Cup-Cake flavored lub on you package. Guess that she wants to have her cake and eat it too.

Where have all these great kinky ladies been hiding?
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Old 07-10-2015, 07:22 PM   #9
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Definitely one of the best ads I've read in a long time. Great sense of humor for sure!

Compelled me to read her previous ads!

Bravo!
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Great now I'm going to start getting texts about cupcakes.
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Old 07-10-2015, 07:24 PM   #11
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Wink As kinky as a cheap garden hose!

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Definitely one of the best ads I've read in a long time. Great sense of humor for sure!

Compelled me to read her previous ads!

Bravo!
Yes, she lives up to the "As kinky as a cheap garden hose!" saying on her showcase.

If you are not having fun and laughing while having sex, you may not be doing something right.
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Old 07-10-2015, 10:24 PM   #12
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I'd like to report this ad. This is not cool. She's sharing stuff from PMs in her ad. I did not say Maple Syrup, it was Corn Syrup.
Did you have to bring your own syrup or did she provide it?

One of these days the planets may align and I'll get to meet her. Til then the ads make me laugh every time.
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Old 07-10-2015, 11:45 PM   #13
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.. and if she likes you she may even write a poem about you ...

... until then it's cupcakes with corny maple syrup for you
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Old 07-11-2015, 07:45 AM   #14
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Funniest lady on here - always enjoy her wit and sarcasm.
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And just what is the purpose of an ad?

To get noticed, and be remembered.

It worked to perfection, I would say.

I definitely would like to meet her.
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