The First Annual ECCIE "People's Choice" Awards

[Cityjazz]

Okay folks, since I'm not supposed to be having sex for a month, I decided to do the next best thing... sponsor an awards show! (Hmmm... is that really the next best thing, CJ? Whatever!)

Okay, there are sixteen categories and twelve special awards. Right now, I'll post the finalists for the sixteen categories. Sorry, the voting is already in (it was done much the same way that the People's Choice Awards is done, btw). You'll have to tune in tomorrow to read the award winners.

Best Welcome Wagon Thread from a Visiting Provider

1. Ashley Simpson
2. AsianPersuasion
3. HeatherHolliday
4. SexxiHailey
5. TiffanyLynn

Best Welcome Wagon Thread from a Local Provider

1. Audriena
2. ItalianJackie
3. Karrisa Sky1
4. LauraLucks
5. PlayThing
6. Zoey

Best Welcome Wagon Thread from a Provider who became a Big Disappointment

1. FilipinaDestiny
2. KaylaHitlon
3. Lela Star
4. Mariah87
   

Best Established Provider Ad

1. BayleyOfAustin’s “6ft black haired DD bombshell”
2. Maya’s “Bikini days are slowly fading”
3. Nadiya’s “Austin's Finest Dirty Maid CLEAN”

Best Newbie Ad

1. Haley’s “New college cutie”
2. Aubrey Taylor’s “Austin's Newest Verified Provider”
3. Paige Palmer’s “BRAND NEW PROVIDER”

Best Visiting Provider Ad

1. Brooke Cumsalot travels to AUSTIN!!!
2. First Time Visit to Austin (Shaynah Rea)
3. I'm Back & Having A Special! (Heather Holliday)
4. Sexy UTR Kody Lynn visiting Austin

Best Multi-Partner Review

1. AangBang’s “Delanie Smith, Madison May, and Bentley Stars”
   
2. Cityjazz’s “Ruby Red + Stormy Nicole: Dynamite Doubles”
3. Iron Butterfly’s “Ella, Sophie, Sophia, and Julia Milano; Round-Robin!”
4. Monk Rasputin’s “Maxeen, Heather, Chairspud, and Monk”

Best Review of a Visiting Provider

1. Atxmame’s “Good times with Alyssa Juarez”
2. AusTech’s “Blinded by Britney Jaye”
3. Elephant’s “Christina Dior - 18yo Latina Spinner”
4. Funman’s “Britney Jaye Loves You Well”
5. MattPack’s “Exciting Allison Summers”
6. MM3USN1987’s “Naughty Coed (Allison Summers)”
7. MrGreenThumb’s “Laylah Lopez…the real deal!!!”

Best Review of a Local Provider

1. Astro’s “New Girl-UTR-Ginormous breasteses-Terri”
2. Bigguy006’s “Kelli - (Spinner Fuck Machine)”
3. Cheater’s “Kelli the cowgirl”
4. ChrisS’s “Adrianna, Freakin' Latina Bikini Model”
5. Cityjazz’s “Aubrey Taylor–18. y.o. ECCIE virgin”
6. down41’s “Happy new year with Katrina”
7. InU’s “College Cutie: Provider 101”
8. John_TX’s “Breaking in Newbie Audriena - A+ girl!”
9. Playingnthedark’s “Entering the unknown with Chelsea”
10. Russ Tworthy’s “A new "Star" on Backpage”
11. Rock1man1’s “Welcomed Adrianna on P411 to Austin”
12. Mesquitor’s “SweetnSexy Sonya”
13. Mr. Hooha’s “Great time with MaddietheCoed”
14. Yancey’s “The best 19 yo girl Aubrey Taylor”
15. Sixxbach’s “Breaking in MaddietheCoed”

Best Review of a BP Gal

1. Angler’s “Fuckdoll Jade from BP”
2. Bigguy006’s “BP: Real Life Brunette Barbie (Alise/Carmen)”
3. Cave’s “BP Treasure (Robyn)”
4. FBSMexpert’s “New Girl from Adult Gigs: AngelaStar”
5. Mr.Mister’s “Newcomer Cindy makes the grade”

Best FBSM Review

1. FBSMexpert’s “Horrible experience (Becky)”
2. NormandelATX’s “PERFECT FBSM Experience (Sonya)”
3. ThRockMorton’s “FBSM Terrari2008”
4. Tristan20092009”s “Cali Girl”

Best Question

1. All-time Best BBBJ? By Munchman350
2. Best DFK in Austin? By Gasserman
3. Best FBSM in town? By Holycow24
4. Girls who enjoy Greek? By Takeshi Miike
5. Old school providers: Where are they now? By atxRefman

Best Rant

1. Condomnation BBFS. By BritneyBangs
2. Gents here is your chance; Ladies pay attention. By Dagny D.E.W.
3. I had no idea that the guys in Austin would cancel! By gfelala
4. Poll: What's in your price range? By MarleyMonroe
5. Some Perspective From A Retired Pro. By (retired pro)

Best Game

1. Guess that provider! By iBeChill
2. Key party anyone? By Knotty man
3. Sexual Bucket List!!! By Nibbles_n_Licksx
4. The ATF Trading Game: Who Wants to Play? By Natalie Reign

Favorite Whispers Thread

1. 3600 Views and 126 replies in 40 hours
2. Freebies. What's the fuss all about?
3. Ivory of Landing Strip/Coming soon XTC
4. Opening the Seals of the Apocalypse
5. Why do we play the way we do?

Favorite Natalie Reign Thread

1. Confessions
2. Secret Diary of a Bunch of Call Girls
3. Sixxbach poisoned me last night
4. Taylor - There is something very wrong with you
5. The Appeal of Oral Sex

[Damon Bradley]

I can't help but notice that you made 2 of these lists.

You, sir, truly have too much time on your hands. Time to get back out there.

In any case, I applaud your efforts. Well done.

[nuglet]

Well, he DID say he can't have sex for a month... OF COURSE he has time on his hands. That sucks, or actually ....doesn't suck. Sorry city jazz.

[Elephant]

I surprised Lana's Pantene Pro-V Handjob® didn't make the cut. My pubes are so shiny & smooth now!!

[eglrdr]

Originally Posted by nuglet

Well, he DID say he can't have sex for a month... OF COURSE he has time on his hands. That sucks, or actually ....doesn't suck. Sorry city jazz.

Didn't say can't, said wasn't SUPPOSED to.

I don't know somehow I get the feeling the 1st day back from this self-imposed exile, we're going to get blasted by about 10 reviews in a row.

[Damon Bradley]

Originally Posted by eglrdr

I don't know somehow I get the feeling the 1st day back from this self-imposed exile, we're going to get blasted by about 10 reviews in a row.

I still want to know why he's not supposed to.

Doctor's orders, or self imposed?


At least we are all still getting some good, creative writing out of him, even though they aren't reviews....

[nuglet]

Self imposed?!?! Cityjazz..? self imposed? I would think NOT.

[Cityjazz]

Actually, I'm busy on other (non-hobby) projects. I promised myself to stay focused until I see Natalie and Kelli on Jan 20. Not sure it's gonna work out completely, tho!

[knotty man]

jan 20!! girls be prepared. its gonna be a 1 man bukkake!!

[cheater]

Hey cj you can do a best bloopers. Start with elephants pantene hj.

[TaylorMaiden29]

There is no such thing as a "first annual." A year must pass between two events for it to be an annual event.

Guide to grammer: http://http://grammar.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/hints/firstannual.htm

great, now it's me who apparently has too much time on my hands.

Nice work, Cityjazz. Nice work.

[Guest091712-2]

*grammar.

[Natalie Reign]

I hardly think the Capital Community College Foundation in Hartford, CT is the definitive source for information on grammar, usage and style. The Associated Press Stylebook would serve as a more reliable citation.

However, as ECCIE is not a public media outlet, and this thread is not a press release or print announcement, formal usage rules do not apply, and the host may call it whatever he likes.

(But speaking of having too much time on your hands... how did I manage to get my own damn category? I really don't have that much free time. I just read, write and type really fast. Promise.)

I want to know who the voting members were for these awards, or I'll call shenanigans. I'll do it.

[sixxbach]

I am honored that one of my reviews is up for best review!!!!!!

sixx

[knotty man]

the votes will be tabulated and kept in an hermetically sealed envelope by price waterhouse. THEN!! and only then will the great karnak use his psychic powers to devulge the weiners!! hehehe