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12-17-2014, 10:04 AM
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Join Date: Jun 27, 2011
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My ATF
Date: 12/16/2014
Provider: Rosie Palm
Phone: -
Email Address: -
URL / Website: -
City: Corpus Christi
State: Texas
Address: Her place
Appointment Type: Incall
Did the Appointment take place at the agreed-upon time?: Yes
Activities: watching porn, bbhjtc, with edging
Session Length: hhr
Fee: Free, unless you count that I keep her alive and maintain her.
Hair Length and Color: none on the palm side, pretty much bald on the rest, black.
Age: nearly 50
Smoking Status: Does not smoke.
Ethnic Background: Latina
Physical Description: average, proportional to the rest of body. She has been around the block and has some rough edges, but the parts that handled Mr. Happy (hint: my dick) are as soft as a baby's butt.
The Rest of the Story: Went to my favorite porn site, found a compilation, and sent it to the tv with chromecast. Mr. Happy responded, and before I knew it, Rosie was caressing Mr. Happy. She kept me on edge while I watched the porn, and cranked it out as the porn ended. She helped with clean up and waited until needed again.
Rosie knows exactly how to do me. Whether it's playing with the balls, the shaft or the tip, Rosie knows exactly what to do. She has no problems with me watching porn while she does her thing. She can keep me on edge for forever, or she can crank one out in record time. She is always available, always does what I want, and has never complained.
I know we're not supposed to fall in love in the hobby, but Rosie Palm, you'll be my ATF until the day I die.
Recommendation: Yes, but I'm not sharing her. Get your own Rosie Palm.
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12-17-2014, 10:19 AM
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Join Date: Jul 1, 2013
Location: Corpus Christi, TX
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They don't call you EW for nothing! Awesome review...priceless!
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12-17-2014, 11:02 AM
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Join Date: Dec 22, 2009
Location: corpus christi tex
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LOL
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12-17-2014, 11:37 AM
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Join Date: Dec 18, 2009
Location: corpus christi
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Thank you for NOT sharing EW.
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12-17-2014, 01:50 PM
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Join Date: Jun 27, 2011
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Originally Posted by rjdiner
Thank you for NOT sharing EW.
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Yep, she would probably need to be drunk (she never gets drunk). Even then, it would likely be YMMV, mechanical, and she'd likely have GPS (golden palm syndrome).
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12-17-2014, 05:13 PM
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Join Date: Jan 25, 2011
Location: corpus christi
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Somebody's bored.
... and has too much time (and lube) on their hands.
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12-17-2014, 05:52 PM
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Originally Posted by lance58
Somebody's bored.
... and has too much time (and lube) on their hands.
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It has been a little boring around here lately, but no lube necessary. Rosie's palm is like velvet.
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12-17-2014, 06:34 PM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2011
Location: Laughing at your dumb ass!
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Another entertaining review of abusing yourself, as the Puritan's call it.
http://www.eccie.net/showthread.php?t=37228
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12-17-2014, 06:34 PM
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Join Date: Mar 20, 2010
Location: Lower RGV
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Hope you don't expect PA for this B.S and quite frankly its TMI
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12-17-2014, 07:52 PM
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Thanks for the link, Louigi. I don't copy the ideas of others intentionally, but I have "re-invented the wheel" many times. It's a gift/curse.
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Originally Posted by AllAboutGrk
Hope you don't expect PA for this B.S and quite frankly its TMI
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Nope. I already have PA.
BS? Sure. This place needs to be fertilized on occasion.
TMI? Perhaps. That's your opinion, but I'm pretty sure more and worse has been posted and will be posted.
We can agree to disagree and shake hands on it. I'll let you know which hand to avoid.
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01-05-2015, 09:15 AM
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Join Date: Feb 5, 2014
Location: Calhoun Co, Tx
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Rosie Palm ...
First cousin of Mary Fivefingers.
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Originally Posted by emptywallet
Thanks for the link, Louigi. I don't copy the ideas of others intentionally, but I have "re-invented the wheel" many times. It's a gift/curse.
Nope. I already have PA.
BS? Sure. This place needs to be fertilized on occasion.
TMI? Perhaps. That's your opinion, but I'm pretty sure more and worse has been posted and will be posted.
We can agree to disagree and shake hands on it. I'll let you know which hand to avoid.
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06-21-2015, 11:15 PM
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Join Date: Aug 20, 2010
Location: Corpus Christi, Texas
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Originally Posted by AllAboutGrk
Hope you don't expect PA for this B.S and quite frankly its TMI
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TMI lol?
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06-22-2015, 06:53 AM
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Join Date: Jan 20, 2011
Location: Laughing at your dumb ass!
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At least he didn't say "PM me for contact info!" 
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06-22-2015, 05:42 PM
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Join Date: Jun 27, 2011
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Originally Posted by Asorluv
TMI lol?
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lol is right.
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CORRECT! My ATF is all MINE!
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06-23-2015, 11:06 AM
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Join Date: Nov 14, 2010
Location: Corpus Christi
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EW, you need to post this in a National Forum, that shit is too funny!
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