Grin... You do have a way w/ words! I'd love to get you & Oncelor together for some witticisms.
Sinead... Although it's a fun topic, there are many of us who can't share our lost virginity stories due to restrictions on underage discussions. *ahem* That's probably a big reason you're not seeing a lot of responses here. We've had a few threads started in the past that were shut down.
It's sad that there's such a lack of tolerance in the world that even reminiscing or sharing an experience that at the time wasn't "forced" or considered as inappropriate/evil/wrong is exempted from examination through discussion. It is what it is, but you can't really impress upon others the justifications for something being wrong by denying its' existence. Of course, there are other avenues for doing so that don't draw attention to focus groups with other risks to consider *like the hobby* but here we are w/ this recurring topic we can't address. Just ironic... *shrugs*