How long did you think it would take for Perry's REAL record to come up?

[Yssup Rider]

It's only just beginning, folks.

Here's the first of what you can bet will be a CHITLOAD of PolitiFact reports on Rick (Governor Jizzhair) Perry.

Check it out. Some of what he says is true. But he's a real spinner....not to mention capable of throating a bigger corndog than Michele Bachmann. Hope her hubby doesn't see that photo.

[Elephant]

Relevant?

[Yssup Rider]

That gives YIN AND YANG a completely new meaning!

FUCKING AWESOME MAN!

[Yssup Rider]

NOT TO BE OUTDONE!

[KosherCowboy]

Well at least the folks above leave a few bites for someone else, this guy leaves no meat on the bone for anyone else...



looks like his mouth opens up pretty wide as well, garbage in, garbage out

[Yssup Rider]

OK, achi, I'm digging the hotdogs and the frog's legs.

But where are the big dicks?

Say what you want, the dick-swallowing demographic will probably have to go with the Bachmann's and Perry.



BTW -- Perry's been known to eat a dick or two. LOOK INTO YOUR HEART, KOSHER. YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE! Most of those evil GOP mofos who denounce gays are closet cocksuckers. That also is a truth-hood.

Transcend the categorizations and the GOP might have a chance to win.

Unfortunately, if it deals with guns, gays or Geezus, the GOP loyal gets all fucking stupid. That's why Obama will score a landslide victory next year.

[iman77]

Where did you get that pic of Obama for your avatar?

[Yssup Rider]

I think we've struck oil, folks!

[Yssup Rider]

He got called on his lie about creationism in Texas schools today.

[Vyt]

All right, fess up, which of you hardlegs put the ad in the Chronicle?

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/w...ack/index.html

The real gold mine is the voice mail that the guy left for people.

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/w..._voicemail.wav

"As someone who patronizes strip clubs and hookers, I'm really mad that Rick Perry is taking all the good strippers and hookers."