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07-07-2022, 09:06 AM
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Karma
True story.
I was dating a young lady I had been chasing over a year. Everything including the sex was great. One day, she mentioned she had always wanted a Rose toy. So I bought her one. Two weeks later, not only were we not having sex, but we broke up. A month later, I ran into her. No "how have you been", "I miss you", nothing. All she had to say was she had lost the charging code for her Rose and needed to buy another one.
I didn't say anything but I was thinking "Bitch, I may be old but at least you dont have to stick a wire up my ass to get me going"
Ah, Karma. A Rose by any other name is still a bitch
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07-07-2022, 10:31 AM
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Funny...but not funny at the same time
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07-07-2022, 01:14 PM
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Funny...but not funny at the same time
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Not that I was bitter,not in the least 🤨
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07-07-2022, 03:16 PM
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Wtf is a Rose Toy? ��
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07-07-2022, 04:18 PM
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LMAO
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07-07-2022, 07:11 PM
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Wtf is a Rose Toy? ��
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It's a female sex toy. Very popular right now. I an told a minute is about average to get the job done
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07-08-2022, 05:34 AM
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OBSG—Great story! I think I would have told her to leave it attached to charger cord and try it in the bathtub. Works great but may shock a bit when used first time.
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07-08-2022, 11:19 AM
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Hidden jewel
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Awhh well that’s her lost!!!
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07-08-2022, 06:15 PM
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It's a female sex toy. Very popular right now. I an told a minute is about average to get the job done
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I looked it up, and it's one of the new clit sucking toys. Got my GF one from Bellesa and it does work really well. She gets off in a minute or two.
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07-08-2022, 08:31 PM
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Sounds like something I need to investigate. My tongue gets tire with the SB, lol.
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07-08-2022, 09:54 PM
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These machines are taking our jobs. DEY TERK ARE JERBS!!
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07-08-2022, 11:17 PM
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Awhh well that’s her lost!!!
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TYVM
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07-09-2022, 02:34 AM
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She can just buy her own and if it's that good to her she won't hesitate.
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07-09-2022, 04:06 PM
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El Hombre de la Mancha
Join Date: Dec 30, 2009
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Originally Posted by oldbutstillgoing
True story.
I was dating a young lady I had been chasing over a year. Everything including the sex was great. One day, she mentioned she had always wanted a Rose toy. So I bought her one. Two weeks later, not only were we not having sex, but we broke up. A month later, I ran into her. No "how have you been", "I miss you", nothing. All she had to say was she had lost the charging code for her Rose and needed to buy another one.
I didn't say anything but I was thinking "Bitch, I may be old but at least you dont have to stick a wire up my ass to get me going"
Ah, Karma. A Rose by any other name is still a bitch
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So how quickly did you order a new one?
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07-09-2022, 08:50 PM
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So how quickly did you order a new one?
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LOL, Nope. Though the thought passed my mind
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