An Irish BIC Lighter

[oral_dlites]

> Bob and Ralph a couple of Irish fishermen, were fishing when Bob Pulled out
> a cigar. Finding he had mo matches, he asked Ralph for a light. >
>
> 'Ya, shure, I tink
>
> I haff a lighter,' Ralph replied. Reaching into his tackle Box, he pulled
> out a Bic lighter, 10 inches long. >
>
> 'My God, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands.
> 'Where'd yew git dat monster?'
>
> 'Well,' replied Ralph, 'I got it from my genie.'
>
> 'You haff a fecking genie?' Bob asked.
>
> 'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle box,' says Ralph.
>
> 'Could I see him?'
>
> Ralph opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie.
>
> Addressing the genie,Bob says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good pal of your master.
>
>
> Will you grant me one wish?'
>
> 'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
>
> So Bob asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie disappears back into
> the tackle box leaving Bob sitting there waiting for his million bucks. >
>
>
> Shortly,the Irish sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million
> ducks flying directly overhead.
>
>
> Over the roar of the million ducks Bob yells at Ralph, 'What the hell? I
> asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'
>
> Ralph answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da genie ss hard of hearing. Do
> yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'

[Sweet N Little]

ha ha OD

[jbravo_123]

Originally Posted by Sweet N Little

ha ha OD

Aww, but who wouldn't want to be surrounded by that much pussy?